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2006-03-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2006-03-15 10:48|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Idiots like this make it harder for the rest of us gun nuts. Come on, one is always in the chamber, that's why you visually check.

Posted by rjschwarz">rjschwarz 2006-03-15 13:35|| 2006-03-15 13:35|| Front Page Top

#2 "When the boy picked the gun up a second time, it fired."

Why do reporters always get the pronouns wrong? "It fired" should read, "He fired it." The handgun did not suddenly become sentient and decide to be malicious nor are handguns manufactured to randomly go off without outside influence. But then, that wouldn't fit the reporters agenda.

Posted by psychohillbilly 2006-03-15 13:38|| 2006-03-15 13:38|| Front Page Top

#3 This family now has a baseline for discussion for the rest of his life. "Yes I crashed the car but at least I didn't shoot mom." Why Mom didn't put the weapon away is beyoond me.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-03-15 13:39|| 2006-03-15 13:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Damn, she was this close to a Darwin Award!

Posted by Desert Blondie 2006-03-15 13:39|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-03-15 13:39|| Front Page Top

#5 I'd like to wait till daddy gets home, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME. Tell me where the cookies are now!

Posted by Ebbavising Phong8496 2006-03-15 14:24|| 2006-03-15 14:24|| Front Page Top

#6 Quick, set up a perimeter before he hacks into the server.....

Posted by Steve">Steve 2006-03-15 16:33|| 2006-03-15 16:33|| Front Page Top

#7 In the 24 episode in question, Jack was careful to shot the woman in the leg below the knee. That way, the woman would continue to be fully ambulatory.

Typical 3-year-old, however, only observing part of what happened. I suggest having mom replay this episode until it is fully comprehended. Then give Jr. a cookie and send him to bed. Remember: this is Minnesota nice.

Posted by Captain America 2006-03-15 17:26|| 2006-03-15 17:26|| Front Page Top

#8 DB,

She isn't eligible for a Darwin Award. She's already reproduced.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2006-03-15 21:42|| 2006-03-15 21:42|| Front Page Top

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