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2011-03-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot

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Posted by tipper 2011-03-16 05:14|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 In the best tradition of Fleet Street fail. No doubt the horny toad snake died, from repeated head-shovel contact.

If the model's man made fun bags got punctured, she would need more than a tetanus shot. And silicone is inert. That's why it's used in the body.

Posted by Fester Javith5393 2011-03-16 06:35|| 2011-03-16 06:35|| Front Page Top

#2 It was a trap . . . a booby trap.

Posted by Mike 2011-03-16 10:26|| 2011-03-16 10:26|| Front Page Top

#3 You can't buy this kind of publicity (or did she)?

Posted by Lord Garth 2011-03-16 14:11|| 2011-03-16 14:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Variation of "dog bites man" story; snake bites model.

Posted by JohnQC 2011-03-16 14:15|| 2011-03-16 14:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Awww, #2, you beat me to it.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-03-16 20:07|| na 2011-03-16 20:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Silicone poisoning?

The stuff is so non-toxic you can inhale it and only lose lung volume. I seriously doubt the snake died from whatever fraction of an ounce of silicone it ingested.

Orion

Posted by Orion 2011-03-16 21:17|| http://blog-in-the-box.blogspot.com 2011-03-16 21:17|| Front Page Top

#7 Let that be a lession to you - no biting! A nibble or nip might be ok (depending on the lady) - but absolutely no biting!

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-03-16 21:33|| 2011-03-16 21:33|| Front Page Top

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