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2007-03-31 Home Front: Culture Wars

N.Y. gallery cancels naked chocolate Jesus exhibit

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Posted by Fred 2007-03-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 It looked good to me :)

Posted by newc">newc 2007-03-31 08:43|| 2007-03-31 08:43|| Front Page Top

#2 I heard that Rosie O'Donnell visited the exhibit, and before the guards could act, she had eaten half of it.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-03-31 10:05|| 2007-03-31 10:05|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm still waiting for the chocolate mohamid cartoons. Such brave artists.

Posted by Dan Canaveral 2007-03-31 12:52|| 2007-03-31 12:52|| Front Page Top

#4 I know what piece Rosie wouldn't eat...

Posted by tu3031 2007-03-31 13:11|| 2007-03-31 13:11|| Front Page Top

#5 It must have been all the Christian threats of suicide bombers and car torchings that did it.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-03-31 13:33|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-03-31 13:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Cavallaro is hardly being original. Check out these 20-year-old Tom Waits lyrics:

Dont go to church on sunday
Dont get on my knees to pray
Dont memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every sunday
At zerelda lees candy store

Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I dont want no anna zabba
Dont want no almond joy
There aint nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well its the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(solo)
When the weather gets rough
And its whiskey in the shade
Its best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But thats ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me

Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Posted by Secret Master 2007-03-31 13:38|| 2007-03-31 13:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Yikes! Serious catch SM.
Lordy all Ima can remember is Careful withn thatn Axel Elrod.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-31 13:48|| 2007-03-31 13:48|| Front Page Top

#8 I like chocolate, I like Jesus and I like nekked, but I'm pretty sure I don't want 'em served up all swirled together.

Posted by SteveS 2007-03-31 16:46|| 2007-03-31 16:46|| Front Page Top

#9 I like chocolate, I like Jesus and I like nekked, but I'm pretty sure I don't want 'em served up all swirled together.

I'm pretty sure Jim Bakker would say the same thing about his first marriage.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-31 17:59|| 2007-03-31 17:59|| Front Page Top

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