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2003-04-09 Europe

France Demands UN Administer Post-War Iraq

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Posted by FOTSGreg 2003-04-09 03:02 pm|| || Front Page|| [11138 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 What's that Jacques? I can't HEEEEEAR youuu! Sucks to be a loser, doesn't it? Heh.

Posted by jrosevear 2003-04-09 15:12:41|| 2003-04-09 15:12:41|| Front Page Top

#2 WeWe! WeeWee in your pants Chirac!

Posted by Porps 2003-04-09 15:25:05|| 2003-04-09 15:25:05|| Front Page Top

#3 Sorry. I'm so sorry, people, but I can't resist one last bit of fake news: This just in! Jacques Chirac, feeling the sting of behind the curve on the entire Coalition-Iraq conflict, said in a secret meeting with his cabinet that "We need to be ahead of the curve for the coming Coalition-North Korea conflict! I want us to start saying "No" now, not later! Nobody, but nobody, cuts us off at the knees before we have a chance to cut ourself off at the knees!" It is further reported that his cabinet agreed that Chirac's tactic, referred to now as a Pre-emptive Weasel, sounded like a pretty darn good idea, but it should be noted his cabinet is composed of frenchmen.

Posted by FormerLiberal 2003-04-09 15:26:02|| 2003-04-09 15:26:02|| Front Page Top

#4 I realize Chirac thinks Merkins are simplistic, so let me try to convey a subtle and carefully nuanced message here:

Nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah
Hey hey hey
Goodbye!

Posted by Matt 2003-04-09 15:38:24|| 2003-04-09 15:38:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Jacques. New sheriff in town. It ain't you...

Posted by tu3031 2003-04-09 15:40:16|| 2003-04-09 15:40:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Get the Poles to make a deal with the Germans. Quietly. They both need development help, and both because of the ex- "Workers Paradise".

Give the Krauts a good chance to jump ship without drowning, and just watch how fast they desert their new-found best buddies in Frogland.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-04-09 15:46:00|| 2003-04-09 15:46:00|| Front Page Top

#7 Don't you just love that French arrogance? Such behavior goes only so far, and when pressed or left out, they cry like the spoiled brats they are. Jacques-baby and his crew of cry babies are on outside looking in and this one folks. The meeting of the "Gang of the Irrelevant Four" notwithstanding.

Posted by jc 2003-04-09 15:58:25|| 2003-04-09 15:58:25|| Front Page Top

#8 ROFLMAO! Every time I read "France" and "demands" in the same sentence I start laughing hysterically!

Gotta go catch my breath now... *whew!*

Posted by Dar 2003-04-09 16:11:16|| 2003-04-09 16:11:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Or france will do what? Throw a hissy-fit? I call on those of you in New York to go moon the UN Building.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2003-04-09 17:06:08|| 2003-04-09 17:06:08|| Front Page Top

#10 Dar---I can empathize with your feelings, LOL. I just love it when Chiraq "demands" this and "demands" that. There is nothing like the results one gets when one is negotiating from a position of WEAKNESS.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-04-09 17:07:34|| 2003-04-09 17:07:34|| Front Page Top

#11 Sounds like someone needs a diaper change!
Hey, does that mean that the UN should oversee the Ivory Coast, too? Didn't think so....

Posted by Former Russian Major 2003-04-09 19:32:33|| 2003-04-09 19:32:33|| Front Page Top

#12 France and chirac are officially Bush's bitch, on your knees ho!

Posted by Wills 2003-04-09 20:09:00|| 2003-04-09 20:09:00|| Front Page Top

#13 It's really getting hard to determine who's banging the high chair louder, Chiraq or Kimchee?

Posted by Anonymous 2003-04-09 20:11:57|| 2003-04-09 20:11:57|| Front Page Top

#14 Jacques and Kofi: We do have a position for you in the Iraq reconstruction - does the name: Monica Lewinsky bring anything to mind?

Posted by Frank G 2003-04-09 20:35:43|| 2003-04-09 20:35:43|| Front Page Top

#15 I've heard a few reporters compare the liberation of Baghdad with the liberation of Paris in 1944. Oh, how I hope Chirac heard those reports.

Posted by Mark 2003-04-09 20:57:50|| 2003-04-09 20:57:50|| Front Page Top

#16 I just hope the Iraqi people remember who bailed them out 60 years from now. As to the French - does the term PACK SAND mean anything?

Posted by Douglas De Bono 2003-04-09 22:16:30|| [www.douglasdebono.com] 2003-04-09 22:16:30|| Front Page Top

#17 Damn that bird,what a pain in the ass.

Posted by raptor 2003-04-10 08:01:31|| 2003-04-10 08:01:31|| Front Page Top

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