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2004-05-25 Israel-Palestine

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Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-05-25 1:55:53 AM|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wait until they discover that Israeli bullets are actually propelled by a chemical reaction, a very dangerous chemical reaction.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-05-25 9:13:46 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-05-25 9:13:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 unknown chemical material
Lead poisoning
unknown white material around the lips
Foaming spittle is well known to Palestinians
Israeli soldiers fired tear gas canisters at Palestinian protestors
The infamous ~~Foo~~ Joo Gas

Posted by ed 2004-05-25 9:16:25 AM|| 2004-05-25 9:16:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Al Hashem asserted that Yassin was shot once with a bullet that penetrated the left side of the pelvis, pointing out that his wounds were not lethal.

Uh, doesn't a major artery or two run through the pelvis?

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-05-25 9:18:35 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-05-25 9:18:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 This is from the people who brought you suicide bombers who combined the shrapnel with rat poison (Warfarin) in order to ensure the victims bled to death.

Posted by Phil B 2004-05-25 9:21:59 AM|| 2004-05-25 9:21:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 As for the white substance around the lips, perhaps he was servicing Arafat.

Posted by VRWconspiracy 2004-05-25 9:52:48 AM|| 2004-05-25 9:52:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 No autopsy, just anecdotal evidence from a hack who works on "killed bodies." Another Palestinian Weapon of Mass Distraction.

Posted by RWV 2004-05-25 10:01:32 AM|| 2004-05-25 10:01:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 ...and that the first victim of that weapon was Mazen Yassin, 45, who was extra-judicially executed on Thursday morning.

Translation: Only Paleos can extra-judicially execute people. Specifically, "collaborators".

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-05-25 10:21:20 AM|| 2004-05-25 10:21:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Mazen Yassin
Troops raided the neighborhood where the house of the chief Hamas militant in Qalqilyah, Mazen Yassin, is located and opened fire at him after he refused to stop. Yassin was armed at the time the soldiers opened fire and was killed

Posted by ed 2004-05-25 10:27:10 AM|| 2004-05-25 10:27:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 reminds me of the old joke -
"Hey penguin, looks like you blew a seal.."
"no, no, it's just ice cream"

Posted by Frank G 2004-05-25 11:22:47 AM|| 2004-05-25 11:22:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 In What's Up Tiger Lilly it was referred to as Miracle Whip...

Posted by .com 2004-05-25 11:46:03 AM|| 2004-05-25 11:46:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 You guys, the explanation is simple. It was White Slag stolen by the Evil Zionists and transformed by a diabolical chemical process into a toxic bolus.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-05-25 12:03:21 PM|| 2004-05-25 12:03:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 The Paleopithecae could react two ways.

(As this is obviously an urban legend)

1) They could become even more angry and act more foolish, and not care whether they were doing things that make them dissolve like Wizard of Oz's "Wicked Witch of the West" when hit with water.

OR

2) The idea of all the skin peeling of everything before they enter paradise, and get to the virgins. Can't fit the driver in the slot without the head. This could dissuade them from confronting the IDF.

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-25 12:13:53 PM|| 2004-05-25 12:13:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Why shoot him when you could just zap him with the Zionist Death Ray?

Posted by Mike 2004-05-25 1:01:29 PM|| 2004-05-25 1:01:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Mike, didn't you see the latest technical bulletin amending the Death Ray Deployment Protocol? Great diagrams.

.com , glad to see you left the comma out of the title. Punctuation can be important.

Posted by Matt 2004-05-25 3:03:46 PM|| 2004-05-25 3:03:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Natural causes. Snakes habitually shed their skins.

Posted by Mercutio 2004-05-25 3:39:08 PM|| 2004-05-25 3:39:08 PM|| Front Page Top

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