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2004-05-28 Britain
Fanatic’s ’danger’ hooks are taken off
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Posted by ed 2004-05-28 5:43:58 AM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Take your stumps and put one in your mouth and the other in your ass, Hook boy.
Posted by Howard UK 2004-05-28 10:33:36 AM||   2004-05-28 10:33:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "wait'll they put the ladies' underwear on his head"

I'm thinking crotchless panties, so his lil' turban can stay on
Posted by Frank G  2004-05-28 10:44:48 AM||   2004-05-28 10:44:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#3  The evil hate preacher had to face the humiliation

Say what ya will about the Sun but they do have the occasional turn o'phrase.
Posted by Shipman 2004-05-28 10:50:00 AM||   2004-05-28 10:50:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Frank,

Crotchless for his formal portrait, perhaps, but for everyday wear you need major "she hasn't had a shower in three hot days" aroma therapy.
Posted by Fred  2004-05-28 10:59:31 AM||   2004-05-28 10:59:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 â€œHe is truly stumped.”

That's cold.
Posted by Mike  2004-05-28 11:00:11 AM||   2004-05-28 11:00:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL now Fred, that was just baaaaaddd

er, what do you call an "aroma visual"? ;-)
Posted by Frank G  2004-05-28 11:09:43 AM||   2004-05-28 11:09:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Abu "Danger Hooks" Hamza.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-05-28 11:21:15 AM||   2004-05-28 11:21:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 They should've kept the hooks attached and shoved them into a 220 AC outlet. That'd probably keep him out of trouble for awhile.
Posted by tu3031 2004-05-28 12:09:42 PM||   2004-05-28 12:09:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Humiliation™---the Infidel's not-so-secret weapon. Obviously we have surrepticiously stumbled upon the key to defeating Jihadis everywhere.

Fred---thank's for the aro-imagery. Just before breakfast. Jeeze Louise!
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-05-28 12:10:09 PM||   2004-05-28 12:10:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The UK media always refer to "the hook-handed muslim cleric, Abu Hamza...". Now they're going to be stumped. It'll have to be: "The hands-free cleric, Abu Hamza [was rendered 'armless today...]"
Posted by Bulldog  2004-05-28 12:18:51 PM||   2004-05-28 12:18:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 What a face! Now I know where the concept came from, for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Posted by Grunter 2004-05-28 12:38:26 PM||   2004-05-28 12:38:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Can he feed himself with his toes grasping utensils? Or do they blend all his meals and provide him with a straw and a cup?

How does he pull down his pants in front of the "great steel throne" in his cell to perform "natural functions"? Or do the hold him down and put diapers on him 3 times a day?
Posted by BigEd 2004-05-28 12:52:10 PM||   2004-05-28 12:52:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 
One eye. No Hands. Shrivled Brain.
He ought to comlain to Allah.
Posted by BigEd 2004-05-28 1:03:03 PM||   2004-05-28 1:03:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 But BigEd, we are about to rip him a new @$$hole. He is truly blessed.
Posted by ed 2004-05-28 1:04:46 PM||   2004-05-28 1:04:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#15  “He is truly stumped.”

It's a pity they weren't talking about his neck.
Posted by Zenster 2004-05-28 2:05:58 PM||   2004-05-28 2:05:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Someone please photoshop him with a plunger for a hand.
Posted by Tibor 2004-05-28 2:43:22 PM||   2004-05-28 2:43:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Okay, is it just me or does everyone think that anyone who has one eye, hooks for hands and says Osama is a great guy is automatically guilty of something and should be put away.
Posted by Ol_Dirty_American 2004-05-28 4:38:59 PM||   2004-05-28 4:38:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Oh yeah, one more thing. How the he*l does a bouncer become a "holy man". Whacky stuff.
Posted by Ol_Dirty_American 2004-05-28 4:41:16 PM||   2004-05-28 4:41:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#19  “He looked crushed and kept muttering about how America was going to kill him."

An imam calling for martyrs but afraid to become one. I guess he's not interested in the 72 virgins and the dark eyed boys forever young. He talks a good game but is afraid to play. Islam at its' finest.
Posted by Larry Everett 2004-05-28 7:31:28 PM||   2004-05-28 7:31:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 He's a big boy. We'll have to put him first row, center, for the Jihadi buttocks pyramid photo.
Posted by Classical_Liberal 2004-05-28 7:56:58 PM||   2004-05-28 7:56:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 read headline
brain says.....


danger + hooks = Danger Danger Will Robinson...
Posted by meeps 2004-05-28 10:59:46 PM||   2004-05-28 10:59:46 PM|| Front Page Top

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