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2002-05-30 Middle East

Boomer babe backed out 'cuz she doesn't do tight pants...

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2002-05-30 09:13 am|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Eureka! The IDF simply needs to 1) stop the import of loose, baggy clothing into the PA (they'll need to compensate the Purple Hearts Society for the lost income :-), 2) replace all TV programming in the PA area with Britney and J Lo videos, and 3) get some nut-wit mullah somewhere to issue a fatwah that tight clothing is required under Islamic law.

Regards,

Posted by Steve White 2002-05-30 15:44:17|| 2002-05-30 15:44:17|| Front Page Top

#2 "Thauriya, we want you to become a martyr. Go over into Israel and blow yourself up in a public place and kill a bunch of defenseless, inncocent, unarmed people."
"Yes, it will be a glorious martyrdom, and I a mighty brave warrior of Islam."
"Here, change into these Calvin Kleins so you blend in."
SLAP!
"What do you think I am, some kind of hussy! I have MORALS, you know!"

Posted by Baby M 2002-05-31 03:33:24|| [triumvirate.blogspot.com] 2002-05-31 03:33:24|| Front Page Top

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