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2019-05-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man weighing 900lb will be CUT OUT of his mobile home on judge's orders so he can attend a court hearing to face cocaine conspiracy charges

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Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 The hearing will take place in the loading dock at the rear of the court

OK, I laffed. Seems to me, this case would be better served if Mohamed (aka the judge) went to the mountain instead of vice versa.

Posted by SteveS 2019-05-14 01:02|| 2019-05-14 01:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Can't move but "somehow" 10s of thousand of calories find their way into his mouth daily...

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-05-14 04:59|| 2019-05-14 04:59|| Front Page Top

#3 intent to distribute

Imagine the number of colon balloons.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-14 06:16|| 2019-05-14 06:16|| Front Page Top

#4 Hicks was awesome in Aliens - what the hell happened to him?

Posted by Raj 2019-05-14 07:02|| 2019-05-14 07:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Bulked up for his role in Star Wars as Jabba the Hut?

Posted by Phomorong Pelosi5448 2019-05-14 08:18|| 2019-05-14 08:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Just seal his trailer. Prevent food delivery - only water. Check back next May

Posted by Frank G 2019-05-14 09:20|| 2019-05-14 09:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Anyone remember the puddle of fat vampire in Blade? Thinking that, rather than Jabba.

Jabba had structure, and could move. Plus he had a keen eye for the 'ladies'.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2019-05-14 10:29|| 2019-05-14 10:29|| Front Page Top

#8 Imagine the poor son of a bitch who shares his cell.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-05-14 10:50|| 2019-05-14 10:50|| Front Page Top

#9 stacy abrams is jealous: wonder if SI is going to do a male swimsuit issue featuring plus sized guys

Posted by USN, Ret. 2019-05-14 11:24|| 2019-05-14 11:24|| Front Page Top

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