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2005-05-27 Iraq-Jordan

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Posted by Fred 2005-05-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Well, they shouldn't push it. If the Board of Directors of Al Qaeda had their act together they would have already picked a successor to the Z-Man. It doesn't have to be announced to the stockholders when selected, and it doesn't have to be disclosed on their 10K. Legally, and by SEC rules, they can keep that information sealed from the public. It is a pretty rookie mistake if you ask me. If this is typical of how the corporation works, they are going to be in trouble when they get their Sarbannes Oxley Audit.

I imagine they're using a headhunter to help narrow their selection choices. They would be pretty stupid to put it on Monster.com or similar internet jobs boards.

I wonder what their job requirements are? There's a definite employee discrimination suit awaiting them. They would have to prove that being a crazed muslim was necessary for the job. Ha! It will take them a month just to get the HI-B visa approved.

Hell, they might as well just outsource the job to China. Otherwise they will get killed with costs. Another thing the Middle East is years behind America in.

Posted by Penguin 2005-05-27 00:11|| 2005-05-27 00:11|| Front Page Top

#2 I should add that I think Al Qaeda Inc. is a definite short. In fact, that is my stock pick of the week.

Posted by Penguin 2005-05-27 00:24|| 2005-05-27 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 LOL.

Posted by Shipman 2005-05-27 07:41|| 2005-05-27 07:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Well I think al-Qarni was named but al-boxer and al-byrd are blocking it and demanding that 60% of the al-Q leadership approve before a new leader is selected.

Posted by mhw 2005-05-27 08:19|| 2005-05-27 08:19|| Front Page Top

#5 And the Al-Q corp stock is becoming junk because the management is pushing self-destructive policies. If you are going to sell short, better do it now before the 3PM market closing.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-05-27 08:53|| 2005-05-27 08:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Yeah, looks like the liberals in the al-Qaida of Iraq want to fillibuster...

Posted by radrh8r 2005-05-27 12:01|| 2005-05-27 12:01|| Front Page Top

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