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2014-06-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Champ chews gum during Marseillaise at Normandy ceremony.

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Posted by Besoeker 2014-06-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 It's a little nekulturny in the West, too. At least in church and other big events.

Do people over 25 even chew gum?

Posted by SteveS 2014-06-07 02:38|| 2014-06-07 02:38|| Front Page Top

#2 The real mystery is he chews and walks simultaneously.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-06-07 02:41|| 2014-06-07 02:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Think it wasn't on purpose?

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2014-06-07 06:35|| 2014-06-07 06:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Think it wasn't on purpose?

We continue to ask this question regarding each of his blunderings, and how anyone could be so malicious. It's indeed painful to contemplate a classless dullard has ascended to the highest office of the land, but I'm beginning to believe that is the case.

I'm still however, reserving wantonly malicious and spiteful for his roommate.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-06-07 07:36|| 2014-06-07 07:36|| Front Page Top

#5 That's why he has the surrogate mommies ValJar and Hilda to supervise him. However, they often slip up in their duties.

Posted by JohnQC 2014-06-07 07:51|| 2014-06-07 07:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Right John. There can be little doubt Chewbacca, ValJar, and the Beast are all 'plank holders' of the Shadow Gov't.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-06-07 08:08|| 2014-06-07 08:08|| Front Page Top

#7 If I had to sit there and watch a mob of mimes re-enact WWII I'd have had three chaws and a mason jar of whiskey. That was disgusting; though managing to not look like a vache would have been appropriate.

Poor marks all around.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-06-07 10:35|| 2014-06-07 10:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Had Reggie still been using the sobriquet, maybe PrezBo could have blown bubbles?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-06-07 13:43|| 2014-06-07 13:43|| Front Page Top

#9 I am sure it was nicotine gum. The public can neither see obbumbler smoking, his grades or his golf scorecard.

Posted by Airandee 2014-06-07 13:50|| 2014-06-07 13:50|| Front Page Top

#10 During his interview he was asked about our traitor and trade and why he did not notify congress. He said, "The decision was unanimous in MY government". I had to push my mouth shut! So in his delusional mind his coup is complete.

Posted by 49 Pan 2014-06-07 14:28|| 2014-06-07 14:28|| Front Page Top

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