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Posted by Steve White 2006-07-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 What? The surgery was a success but a pain in the...
Posted by Captain America 2006-07-01 00:06||   2006-07-01 00:06|| Front Page Top

#2 ahh, crap I showed up late ain't heard about any light bulb yet.
Posted by macofromoc 2006-07-01 00:32||   2006-07-01 00:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Ok. So how many light bulbs does it take to...

Oh never mind!
Posted by CrazyFool 2006-07-01 01:30||   2006-07-01 01:30|| Front Page Top

#4 wayte, musta misst that. kan sumwun pleeze post.

:p
Posted by muck4doo 2006-07-01 01:35|| http://evolvedamnyou.blogspot.com/]">[http://evolvedamnyou.blogspot.com/]  2006-07-01 01:35|| Front Page Top

#5 macofromoc

you didn't miss much

recap: tunnel + light bulb + pain

mystery cleared, turns out the Paki prison in question was built when Uranus was ascending.
Posted by RD 2006-07-01 01:36||   2006-07-01 01:36|| Front Page Top

#6 No. Nobody post. Or post again. And again.

It's a man, a lightbulb, and a really embarassing ER visit. Where's the humor in *that*?
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-07-01 01:58||   2006-07-01 01:58|| Front Page Top

#7 Thanks for enlightening us, Seafarious.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2006-07-01 02:41||   2006-07-01 02:41|| Front Page Top

#8 It sure is dark in here
Posted by The Lightbulb 2006-07-01 04:38||   2006-07-01 04:38|| Front Page Top

#9 I thought the story illuminated some shit.
Posted by phil_b">phil_b  2006-07-01 04:52|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]  2006-07-01 04:52|| Front Page Top

#10 "Eureka! I have a great idea!"

"No, it's not permitted."
Posted by Gromorong Cruper1582 2006-07-01 04:58||   2006-07-01 04:58|| Front Page Top

#11 Watt was that ? aahh yes in-lightening . I rarely pity inanimate objects but this lightbulb got the shitty end of the stick , for sure
Posted by MacNails 2006-07-01 06:28||   2006-07-01 06:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Boo Hoo!

Posted by DanNY 2006-07-01 06:30||   2006-07-01 06:30|| Front Page Top

#13 Sorry, Sea, but these guys don't see the light yet.
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-07-01 07:00|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2006-07-01 07:00|| Front Page Top

#14 Dimwit
Posted by RedneckJim 2006-07-01 07:05||   2006-07-01 07:05|| Front Page Top

#15 No more? Darn, this could have shed some light on the inner workings of the Muslim mind...
Posted by Dave D.">Dave D.  2006-07-01 07:06||   2006-07-01 07:06|| Front Page Top

#16 I pity the nezt Bugger.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-07-01 07:10||   2006-07-01 07:10|| Front Page Top

#17 Not being funny, there was a famous sword swallower in the mid 60's that used a flourescent tube in his act, when he had swallowed it, he turned it on, his manager made him stop, women were fainting in the audience. Looked somewhat like a Live X-Ray.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-07-01 07:18||   2006-07-01 07:18|| Front Page Top

#18 Memo to self: Paki colonoscopy bad idea.
Posted by john">john  2006-07-01 07:44||   2006-07-01 07:44|| Front Page Top

#19 If anyone wants to read it it's on Muck4Doo's blog, Freepers and Hippies and Trolls. (Meatismurder)
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2006-07-01 08:55||   2006-07-01 08:55|| Front Page Top

#20 Yep, it's DeadLast on Fred's Blogroll. :>
Posted by 6 2006-07-01 09:24||   2006-07-01 09:24|| Front Page Top

#21 That guy's not very bright.
Posted by 2b 2006-07-01 10:08||   2006-07-01 10:08|| Front Page Top

#22 We had hardly scratched the surface of such things as the lemon bit, "glowing" reports of his improvement, the "rectal foreign bodies" website, the "two bowling balls and an armadillo" joke, the gas-launched pvc pipe gerbil mortar, Richard Gere, butt plug lore, and all sorts of funny pictures and other assorted trivia.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-07-01 10:10||   2006-07-01 10:10|| Front Page Top

#23 wait, wait...how about...

it didn't turn out to be such a bright idea in the end.
Posted by 2b 2006-07-01 10:11||   2006-07-01 10:11|| Front Page Top

#24  That guy's not very bright.

Not before, clearly, and not afterward, but during? Absolutely!
Posted by trailing wife 2006-07-01 10:12||   2006-07-01 10:12|| Front Page Top

#25 at least it wasn't a poolstick
Posted by Vito Spatafore">Vito Spatafore  2006-07-01 10:44||   2006-07-01 10:44|| Front Page Top

#26 So how many Pakis does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by Adriane 2006-07-01 11:12||   2006-07-01 11:12|| Front Page Top

#27 One. But he has to be upside-down.
Posted by Fordesque 2006-07-01 11:50||   2006-07-01 11:50|| Front Page Top

#28 Hey, the guy was probably Taliban and was having trouble seeing because he went through life with his head shoved up his azz.
Posted by grb 2006-07-01 11:55||   2006-07-01 11:55|| Front Page Top

#29 So how many Pakis does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on whether he can get enough rectal rotation on his own or he needs some of his mates to give him a turn.
Posted by phil_b">phil_b  2006-07-01 11:58|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]  2006-07-01 11:58|| Front Page Top

#30 Note to Fred, Never say "Don't" to this punny bunch of humorists, it'll all come out in the end.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-07-01 12:53||   2006-07-01 12:53|| Front Page Top

#31 This just in from the world acclaimed proctologist:

On behalf of myself and the World Proctology Association, we collectively seethe at the decision by Rantburger moderators not to post our in-depth work. Signed, Annus N. Rectum
Posted by Captain America 2006-07-01 13:20||   2006-07-01 13:20|| Front Page Top

#32 It seems that Sea's efforts to reign in this gaggle of dark humor rouges has been for naught.
Posted by GK 2006-07-01 15:57||   2006-07-01 15:57|| Front Page Top

#33 Rantburg is a pretty freewheeling place. No need to delete this, but we do ask that you stop innundating us with this story -- honestly, 2 days is enough and the jokes are starting to smell, they're that old by now. ;-)
Posted by lotp 2006-07-01 15:59||   2006-07-01 15:59|| Front Page Top

#34 So put a cork in it, you guys:

http://tinyurl.com/zv5wj

(may be NSFW)
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-07-01 17:21||   2006-07-01 17:21|| Front Page Top

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