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2009-07-10 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Steve White 2009-07-10 16:39|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 Okay, where do I send the condolence package of Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage?

Posted by Jomoper Protector of the Pixies6946 2009-07-10 16:48|| 2009-07-10 16:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Let it be gangrene.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-07-10 17:01|| 2009-07-10 17:01|| Front Page Top

#3 "He is now stranded in Imam Dehri without any access to medical assistance and is close to death."

Poor guy. In this case I dont think universal health care is a policy priority.

Posted by liberal hawk 2009-07-10 17:07|| 2009-07-10 17:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Oh dear, liberal hawk. I didn't expect that!

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2009-07-10 17:18|| 2009-07-10 17:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Health care rationing may be necessary to limit costs.

I think many stakeholders would agree this is a good place to start :-)

Posted by liberal hawk 2009-07-10 17:31|| 2009-07-10 17:31|| Front Page Top

#6 good news. Die, bastard. Slowly and painfully. No ~~raisins~~ virgins for you!

/~~Soup~~ Soul Nazi

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-07-10 19:11|| 2009-07-10 19:11|| Front Page Top

#7 It's not necessarily a bad thing if Fazlullah's death occurs in increments. First in the toes, then feet, lower leg, upper leg, hips, naughty bits, bowels, bladder, lower intestine, upper intestine ...

Well the smell might be pretty bad, but it helps attract ~~carrion eaters~~ mourners.

Posted by ed 2009-07-10 19:58|| 2009-07-10 19:58|| Front Page Top

#8 "Swat Taliban chief 'near death'"

Not near enough.

Hope it's painful. Say hello to your buddies in HELL - soon.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-07-10 21:36|| 2009-07-10 21:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Posted by gromky 2009-07-10 21:58|| 2009-07-10 21:58|| Front Page Top

#10 "Oh,yeah. It wuz terrible. You shoulda seen it."

Maybe offer a reward for some grainy cellphone video footage of it in case someone thought to record it?

"But we cannot confirm his exact condition at the moment,"

Horizontal for the most part, hopefully alternating between face-up and face-down on account of he can't decide which is less painful.

Posted by gorb 2009-07-10 23:42|| 2009-07-10 23:42|| Front Page Top

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