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2019-07-14 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Bethlehem Summer Camp Teaches Children To Idolize Terrorists - Report

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Posted by trailing wife 2019-07-14 00:18|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top
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#1 Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh.
Here I am at Camp Shahada.
Camp is really quite enlightening,
Though to be the only Jew here's kinda frightening.

Posted by Zorba Snore4897 2019-07-14 07:51|| 2019-07-14 07:51|| Front Page Top

#2 Muddah dearest, hate to squeeze ya
But I gotta pay the jizya!
If I can't it's intifada;
If I can, we'll coexist like in Granada.

Tell the rabbi not to panic
But his teaching's unkoranic.
My imam here's kinda puzzled
That that Zionist blasphemer isn't muzzled.

Things are going somewhat better.
Don't tell Sis, it might upset her,
But the brothers say, bismillah,
When I get back home I'm gonna have to kill her.

Posted by Zorba Snore4897 2019-07-14 07:58|| 2019-07-14 07:58|| Front Page Top

Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-14 08:08|| 2019-07-14 08:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Sorry, crapped out on the chorus. Placeholder...

There's no G-d-- oh Muddah Fadduh!
There's no G-d-- I made shahada!
There's no G-d but -ll-h. Okay, there,
And M-'s his Prophet. I don't care.

Back at home, I'd probably make too much noise
And mess the house with other boys
So maybe I should stay.
Oy vey, it's time to pray!

Now I'm learning demolition
Of my very own volition:
"Red wire, blue wire, yada yada...
Drive your speedboat at the infidel armada."

Lotsa love from little Sparky.
Ouch! Another hungry sharky.
Your nice Muslim boy had urgings...
Muddah, Fadduh, gotta go now. It's the virgins.

Posted by Spaiper Forkbeard4351 2019-07-14 09:03|| 2019-07-14 09:03|| Front Page Top

#5 so it appears other Burgers are aware of Alan Sherman’s work....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2019-07-14 10:00|| 2019-07-14 10:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Well done Zorba

Posted by Matt 2019-07-14 10:38|| 2019-07-14 10:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Some really great laughs for Sunday afternoon! Thanks to all of our talented humorists!

Posted by Tom 2019-07-14 13:35|| 2019-07-14 13:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Classic
There is no g-d but Sherman
andZorba is His prophet

Posted by Lex 2019-07-14 13:50|| 2019-07-14 13:50|| Front Page Top

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