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2012-07-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Bear Wanders into U.S. Mall, No One Hurt

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Posted by Fred 2012-07-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Do bears Piss in the W..Ummm.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-07-24 01:10|| 2012-07-24 01:10|| Front Page Top

#2 At least someone's going to Sears.

Posted by Perfesser 2012-07-24 07:44|| 2012-07-24 07:44|| Front Page Top

#3 "It darted past several people."

Heading for the 'Women's Plus' department?

Posted by Mullah Richard 2012-07-24 08:31|| 2012-07-24 08:31|| Front Page Top

#4 Wildlife officials shot the roughly 125-pound (57-kilogram) ~~bear~~ female -- which was wearing a Blueberry ~~tracking~~ device -- with ~~a tranquilizer~~ happy juice and captured it.

Reads basically like a lot of Saturday night encounters.

Posted by Procopius2k 2012-07-24 09:08|| 2012-07-24 09:08|| Front Page Top

#5 "The animal became trapped Saturday night after entering the Sears store in the Pittsburgh Mills mall, located northeast of the city of Pittsburgh, through the automatic doors, the reports said."

Have you ever noticed how malls are designed deliberately so you can't find your way out quickly? This little incident might teach them why that's not totally a good idea.

Posted by Raider 2012-07-24 10:30|| 2012-07-24 10:30|| Front Page Top

#6 So it is a Bear Market.

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-07-24 14:19|| 2012-07-24 14:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Go to your room.

Posted by Pappy 2012-07-24 19:02|| 2012-07-24 19:02|| Front Page Top

#8 I've seen worse in shopping malls

Posted by European Conservative 2012-07-24 20:44|| 2012-07-24 20:44|| Front Page Top

#9 And once again, Virginia, we learn why we always take the Left Turn at Albuqurque.

He went innocently hunting for the new Sweet Wasabi Honey sauce for Chicken Nuggets, .... then suddenly all hell broke loose.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-07-24 22:50|| 2012-07-24 22:50|| Front Page Top

#10 He went into Sears looking for tools, but being a bear he couldn't read ' Craftsman,' when what he really wanted was 'Grizzly.'

Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-07-24 23:27|| 2012-07-24 23:27|| Front Page Top

#11 She went into Sears looking for tools, but being a she-bear she couldn't tell the difference between a ' Craftsman,' and a 'Grizzly.'

Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-07-24 23:28|| 2012-07-24 23:28|| Front Page Top

#12 please ignore #10, premature subumission.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-07-24 23:30|| 2012-07-24 23:30|| Front Page Top

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