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2003-09-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man passes counterfeit $200 bill with likeness of GWB

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Posted by Steve White 2003-09-15 12:54:16 AM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change."
What a nitwit. Everyone knows that it's Davey Crockett's picture on the $200 bill. Dubya's is on the $300.

Posted by American conspirator 2003-9-15 3:06:29 AM|| 2003-9-15 3:06:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Is there even a $200 dollar bill?

Posted by Charles 2003-9-15 3:14:51 AM|| 2003-9-15 3:14:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Well hell, there goes her checkout job - about the only occupation left to her is politician, so I guess she'll run for public office soon. Sheesh, our pool of dumber than dirt people is getting kinda large! Scary. I may decide to just retire here in Thailand.

Posted by .com (Prez for Life - My Isles of Langerhans) 2003-9-15 3:42:45 AM|| 2003-9-15 3:42:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 .com, I understand she's running for Governor of California.

Actually, lawn signs for the White House... that has some marketing potential. "This press briefing brought to you by Jif". A novel and free market way to lower the deficit.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2003-9-15 8:33:50 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2003-9-15 8:33:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe she'd take Confederate bills too?

Posted by Hiryu 2003-9-15 10:37:30 AM|| 2003-9-15 10:37:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Is there even a $200 dollar bill?

Sure there is, and I have one. Do you have change? :-)

Posted by Steve White 2003-9-15 12:40:03 PM|| 2003-9-15 12:40:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Sure, you take $25 bills?

Posted by Steve 2003-9-15 12:52:36 PM|| 2003-9-15 12:52:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm sorry, there's a 3-Steve limit per post

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-15 1:27:42 PM|| 2003-9-15 1:27:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 A 3-Steve limit - now THAT's a scream! Oooh! Oooh!!! I wanna do the Bwahahahahaha's OK? Hmmm, I just did, LOL!

Posted by .com (Prez for Life - My Isles of Langerhans) 2003-9-15 1:52:40 PM|| 2003-9-15 1:52:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I have lots of Monopoly money. Anyone wanna do a 1-for-1 exchange? I'll even take Euros. Disney money is ok too

Posted by Rafael 2003-9-15 4:46:45 PM|| 2003-9-15 4:46:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 When I was a kid I dared my sister to eat a tablespoon of raw sourdough starter and I would give her $2.00. She did so I gave her $2 in monopoly money. She did not like that so she appealed to Dad. I had to pay in real US greenbacks. Counterfitting does not pay.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-15 5:36:32 PM|| 2003-9-15 5:36:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Hey! It was only two Steve's, me and the other one!

Posted by Steve White 2003-9-15 6:08:26 PM|| 2003-9-15 6:08:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Anyone know if Mike made bail last month? It might be another example of damn fine police work if the local gendarmes paid him a visit.

Posted by tu3031 2003-9-15 8:42:05 PM|| 2003-9-15 8:42:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 I heard tell that Condi was on the $300 bill

Posted by Not Mike Moore 2003-9-15 10:33:17 PM|| 2003-9-15 10:33:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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