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2020-09-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by 746 2020-09-24 04:16|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 He's got Illaryitis, whereby you pass-out because the room was "warm" even though no-one else there has a problem.

That fake skin must make the inner reptile over-heat

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-09-24 04:49|| 2020-09-24 04:49|| Front Page Top

#2 He appears to be walking a 'hot one' back to his seat.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-09-24 04:51|| 2020-09-24 04:51|| Front Page Top

#3 ^ Yeah, that a shart, baby!

I was hoping for a bellyflop off of a diving board and the resulting indoor tsunami waves taking out everybody else at the pool. Well, there's always next week...

Posted by Raj 2020-09-24 10:05|| 2020-09-24 10:05|| Front Page Top

#4 Green is a good color on Jerry.

Posted by Sholunter Graith3951 2020-09-24 10:36|| 2020-09-24 10:36|| Front Page Top

#5 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-09-24 11:43|| 2020-09-24 11:43|| Front Page Top

#6 The shart seen 'round the world

Posted by Rex Mundi 2020-09-24 11:57|| 2020-09-24 11:57|| Front Page Top

#7 As the oil field guys say, He "drew mud..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-09-24 12:48|| 2020-09-24 12:48|| Front Page Top

#8 As an old sub guy I knew once said, "Get down with the brown!"

Posted by Warthog 2020-09-24 14:47|| 2020-09-24 14:47|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm not surprised with that fat slob.

Posted by Clem 2020-09-24 15:03|| 2020-09-24 15:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Certainly is fortunate that he got that gastric bypass surgery.

Posted by Cesare 2020-09-24 15:29|| 2020-09-24 15:29|| Front Page Top

#11 As baggy as your suits are, Jer, I don't think anyone would have noticed if you had gone with the Depends™

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-09-24 15:53|| 2020-09-24 15:53|| Front Page Top

#12 I need a pair of those They Live sunglasses in order to properly assess the situation

Posted by Theager Borgia1057 2020-09-24 18:23|| 2020-09-24 18:23|| Front Page Top

#13 Brown Shorts Fairy visitation.

Posted by H-T-A 2020-09-24 21:13|| 2020-09-24 21:13|| Front Page Top

#14 "Dreamcatcher" Movie, anyone

Posted by Frank G 2020-09-24 21:27|| 2020-09-24 21:27|| Front Page Top

#15 I've made that face waggle before.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-09-24 22:30|| 2020-09-24 22:30|| Front Page Top

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