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2003-09-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Pravda: Weapons of the Future - Weather, Plasma and Money

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Posted by mojo 2003-09-28 4:37:34 AM|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 You know, I'm almost certain "bioelectronical" isn't a real word.

Ooh, wait! Maybe it's a secret word!

Posted by cerberus 2003-9-28 6:02:08 AM|| 2003-9-28 6:02:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Bioelectronical weapon.

You mean . . . it's a Russian Death Ray, . . . not a Zionist death ray

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!

Posted by Mike 2003-9-28 8:12:50 AM|| 2003-9-28 8:12:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Tectonic weapon. Artificial earthquakes

ACME Inc. has had earthquake pills for years. I recall Wily ingested half a bottle one Saturday morning.

Posted by Shipman 2003-9-28 8:22:48 AM|| 2003-9-28 8:22:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 This is a real boon for nutjobs that like to seethe at the US. Now they can rage over any earthquakes and typhoons as (secret) acts of US imperialism. Sweet.

Posted by Lux 2003-9-28 9:49:02 AM|| 2003-9-28 9:49:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Tectonic weapon. Artificial earthquakes will probably be used in the future as a weapon to level cities and towns. Military departments of Russia and the USA strongly reject such a possibility at present. However, Professor E. Kerimov of the Earth Physics Institute believes that scheduled natural disasters are quite real. Yet, official departments reject the existence of all above-mentioned weapons.

This sounds like a re-enactment of that movie "The Core". Personally, I don't see why we get a small asteriod and use it like what happened in "Armegeddon". The best part was when Paris was wiped out.

" It wasn't us! Honest! We didn't cause that tiny rock to go through Arafish's head either! "

Posted by Charles 2003-9-28 10:50:57 AM|| 2003-9-28 10:50:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 This is a real boon for nutjobs that like to seethe at the US. Now they can rage over any earthquakes and typhoons as (secret) acts of US imperialism. Sweet.

Wasn't there a Russian "scientist" blaming some Asian earthquakes on US bombing in Afghanistan?

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-9-28 11:04:39 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2003-9-28 11:04:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 you don't need scheduled natural disasters to wipe a country out - ask anyone living in Zimbabwe

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-28 11:24:35 AM|| 2003-9-28 11:24:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Wasn't the US accused a few years ago of starting earthquakes from the Shuttle?

Interviewed by Scientific American, Dr Strangelove, Chief of Research at the US Defense Department's Planning Group Alpha Labs in Rancho Fellatio outside San Diego, confirmed the public's worst fears, "Zees secret veapons, zey are already heeeeere! Zey are amazing! Vy, just last year, vee vere tinking maybe eet vould be fun to zap zee Democratic Candidates to see if vee would schkramble zeyr brains. Eet vas too eezy. Zap! Zap! Zap! Moonbat Central, now. Vee are looking for ozer tests which pose a greater challenge."

Posted by .com 2003-9-28 12:02:14 PM|| 2003-9-28 12:02:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 hey! I live in San Diego! How come I never heard of Rancho Fellatio? I wanna go!

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-28 12:09:04 PM|| 2003-9-28 12:09:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Shhhh! It's a secret uh, Lab. Yeah, that's the ticket, secret. You know they always keep the best stuff for themselves, man. I heard from a friend of a friend (removed 4 times) it's not far from Rancho Lesbonio...

Posted by .com 2003-9-28 12:21:25 PM|| 2003-9-28 12:21:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 The guys that invented the false idea of race ought to be laughing their ass of in hell at this one. Guess I'll factor this race extermination possibility into my fantasy baseball picks next year. Derek Jeter is toast if negros or Caucasians are targetted, but Ichora is a definite no if asians start keeling over in large numbers.

My favortie parts of the whole race thing is that Ethiopanians and Egyptians get short changed with respect to admissions into the University of Michigan because they didn't have enough negro traits when races were set up in the 20's. Also a Sudanesse immagrant former slaveowner would qualify for reparations payments under Jesse Jackson's plan.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-9-28 12:23:14 PM|| 2003-9-28 12:23:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 . You do realize that Dr. Strangelove had a hand in the infamous mineshaft gap scare circa 1964. He is no friend of America.

Mein Fuhrer I call walk!

Posted by Shipman 2003-9-28 12:28:20 PM|| 2003-9-28 12:28:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Cunning linked us." was the credo the secret cell of female bioelectronic zapper sappers as they infiltrated the heart of the inifidel's military-industrial complex near Rancho Fellatio (but a few leagues distance from Frank's home, unbeknownst to him).

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-28 2:25:17 PM|| 2003-9-28 2:25:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Hey Pravda! Lose the tinfoil beanies!

Posted by Katz 2003-9-28 3:09:27 PM|| 2003-9-28 3:09:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 My spies tell me that Rancho Fellatio is a cover for the entrance of one of the 10-1 sex ratio bunkers from which the true leaders of america wil emerge in um, (scratch, scribble...carry the 2...) 2126.

You know how it is, baby...

Posted by mojo 2003-9-28 4:04:10 PM|| 2003-9-28 4:04:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I take real exception to Pravda ignoring my Blimp idea. These fools probably laughed at Tesla when he proposed the raygun. Now they cook their popcorn in a microwave. My weapon will rain fire from teh sky at a very stately pace as long as the headwinds are not too high.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-9-28 4:19:05 PM|| 2003-9-28 4:19:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 "...NOW we get moose and squirrel!!"
- Professor G. Bogdanov

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2003-9-28 5:48:19 PM|| 2003-9-28 5:48:19 PM|| Front Page Top

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