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2008-10-07 Olde Tyme Religion
Koranic Science and urine prove Islam is the true religion
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Posted by tu3031 2008-10-07 10:13|| || Front Page|| [4 views ]  Top

#1 Have you had the E. Coli checked in your urine lately? For just twenty dollars, you can find out if you are right with Allah. Get your urine tested here, now!
Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-10-07 10:39||   2008-10-07 10:39|| Front Page Top

#2 I think these folks need a scientific double blind study. The template could be a wine taste test. A distinguished panel of imams can bring a jarful to their noses and appreciate the bouquet. Then a taste test, being sure to swoosh it around the mouth to get a full appreciation of it's unique qualities. But no swallowing, please. Judges can then score the specimen as blessed islamic male or impure hussy female.

Hell, make it a 16 week TV event ala American Infidel Idol.
Posted by ed 2008-10-07 11:00||   2008-10-07 11:00|| Front Page Top

#3 As soon as I went over the academic paper proving Islam was the true religion, I knew that urine would be involved.
"Hey - get a load of this piss"
Posted by flash91 2008-10-07 11:09||   2008-10-07 11:09|| Front Page Top

#4 And for this, we helped these Maroons shake off S. Hussein and company.....sheesh.....
Posted by Uncle Phester 2008-10-07 11:31||   2008-10-07 11:31|| Front Page Top

#5 sooo, I can pee on it but the wife can't use it to wipe.
Posted by swksvolFF 2008-10-07 12:00||   2008-10-07 12:00|| Front Page Top

#6 So I take it only males can say 'Mohammand - Piss be upon him' while females cannot?
Posted by CrazyFool 2008-10-07 12:03||   2008-10-07 12:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Like I been sayin' - pisslam...
Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek  2008-10-07 12:10||   2008-10-07 12:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Is this what paleostain and arab universities spend their research money on?
Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-10-07 12:16||   2008-10-07 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 A fine example of why Islamic Science (stop laughing!) has not progressed in the past millennium and is unlikely to do so in the near future.
Posted by SteveS 2008-10-07 12:27||   2008-10-07 12:27|| Front Page Top

#10 So men can pee on them, but women can't?
What if a man pees on the Koran? Is it unclean then?
Just asking.
Posted by DarthVader 2008-10-07 12:43||   2008-10-07 12:43|| Front Page Top

#11 urine of the male infant contained much fewer bacteria than that of the female.


I have always understood that love for an infant helps his/her body's natural immune sysem fight disease. So girls are second-class citizens, not as loved by parets, more subject to honor killings later on... So this might be accurate as to the description of what the urine contains...
Posted by BigEd 2008-10-07 13:02||   2008-10-07 13:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Is this what paleostain and arab universities spend their research money on?

He, he.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2008-10-07 13:45||   2008-10-07 13:45|| Front Page Top

#13 The Prophet Muhammad said that there is no need to wash off the urine of the male infant

Gets them used to the smell when they grow up.
Posted by KBK 2008-10-07 14:49||   2008-10-07 14:49|| Front Page Top

#14 #12 I'm not sure what all the 'he he' had to do with koranic science. Looks like some US election politics instead. Does this really belong on this thread?
Posted by One Eyed Sputer4465 2008-10-07 15:19||   2008-10-07 15:19|| Front Page Top

#15 I'll continue to be un-Islamic and reach for the baby wipes when it comes to the Tsarevich, thanks.
Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2008-10-07 17:23||   2008-10-07 17:23|| Front Page Top

#16 the title makes a certain amount of sense.. internal logic of the semantics, ya know...
Posted by Large Slesing1586 2008-10-07 21:03||   2008-10-07 21:03|| Front Page Top

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