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2013-10-09 Home Front: Politix

Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-10-09 05:09|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Hilarious.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-10-09 09:23|| 2013-10-09 09:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Funny indeed...however you know you're in trouble as a nation when you read satire like this and think..."Gee, this could really be true given the lunatics currently in charge...."

Posted by Warthog 2013-10-09 10:29|| 2013-10-09 10:29|| Front Page Top

#3 The United States of America (1787-2013) came to a swift and sudden end last night as the government shut down.

'Swift and sudden end'? No, it began in earnest long ago with FDR [who might still be president, had he not died in office]. Champ recently kicked it up a notch, all brought on by those pesky, boomer-crackers who insist on visiting national monuments and tributes to American greatness and exceptionalism.

Champ and his shadow gov't seek a fight. They actually desire civil disturbance. From a crisis of civil disturbance can come the much needed martial law and a setting aside of the constitution, the congress, and elections. We must remain vigilant and be very careful with these people.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-10-09 10:36|| 2013-10-09 10:36|| Front Page Top

#4 What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

Posted by Bertie Bucket4731 2013-10-09 10:46|| 2013-10-09 10:46|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm going to rip off that danged mattress tag myself...RIGHT NOW.

I know it's a small gesture, but it is a start.

Time to take action boys....

Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-10-09 12:37|| 2013-10-09 12:37|| Front Page Top

#6 beso, you can track the demise back to the first progressive president, Woodrow Wilson.

He's the one that is Genesis for our current problems.

Posted by AlanC 2013-10-09 14:03|| 2013-10-09 14:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Greenfield is someone you may read when things are bad. Just spot on most of what he writes. It is a daily check.

Posted by newc 2013-10-09 14:47|| 2013-10-09 14:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Yeah, and I heard there was a school that let the kids play kickball during recess.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2013-10-09 15:08|| 2013-10-09 15:08|| Front Page Top

#9 In Brooklyn, New York, an overweight Senegalese woman was unable to obtain a sign language interpreter while waiting on line to collect her free Obamaphone.

Why do I think that that actually happened?

Posted by tu3031 2013-10-09 15:33|| 2013-10-09 15:33|| Front Page Top

#10 I think is is time to go back to the sea. Where the water is wetter and Governments don't eat us in fricassee. Where we can sign and dance all night and not hear this government fight. We have to go there. We have to see this show there. Where there? under the sea.
Here let them explain that;

Posted by Dale 2013-10-09 16:09|| 2013-10-09 16:09|| Front Page Top

#11 Only the Feral Govmint has shut down, descended into riots, looting and cannibalism. Oh wait a minute, that is business-as-usual when the govmint is open.

Posted by JohnQC 2013-10-09 16:26|| 2013-10-09 16:26|| Front Page Top

#12 #11 You got it. Where did we get going postal
Zombie time.

Posted by Dale 2013-10-09 16:47|| 2013-10-09 16:47|| Front Page Top

#13 Bet the Dems are having heebee jeebees not being able to spend spend spend right now.

Posted by Beldar Glineter4775 2013-10-09 21:40|| 2013-10-09 21:40|| Front Page Top

#14 Season change and October lives up to its weird time of year. The parks are gone. The monuments are are gone. Even the People of faith are not allowed to attend church. The Autumn people are here. What was, is no more. The trees lose their colors. The grave gray stone vaults are all that remain in DC. The Autumn people suck the life out of the people. Spread fear and mischief among the people. Pride themselves on destroying unborne life. Now they are going after; what did Hitler call them, there were many names. This is an awake nightmare.

Posted by Dale 2013-10-09 21:40|| 2013-10-09 21:40|| Front Page Top

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