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2008-10-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

105-year-old virgin says no sex the key to long life

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Posted by john frum 2008-10-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Miss Meadmore has never owned a television.

Quite obviously a lack of nookey had nothing to do whatsoever with her longevity.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-10-12 09:54|| 2008-10-12 09:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Deh....

Live longer?
No, but it'll seem longer.

/DinoPee

Posted by .5MT 2008-10-12 12:54|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-10-12 12:54|| Front Page Top

#3 This should qualify for some sort of Darwin Award for living to 105 without contributing to the gene pool.

Posted by Darrell 2008-10-12 15:59|| 2008-10-12 15:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey kids, there are 71 more just like her waiting for you in PARADISE! What? You really should have read the small print before you blew yourself. No it is too late to request raisins. Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Posted by bruce 2008-10-12 18:16|| 2008-10-12 18:16|| Front Page Top

#5 "no sex the key to long life"

and what's the point of a long life then?

Posted by European Conservative 2008-10-12 20:25|| 2008-10-12 20:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Guy goes up to a Guru on a mountaintop in India and asks, "What is the secret to a long life?".
Guru looks at him and says... "Do you smoke?"
"Yes, I occasionally have a cigar"
"No more smoking!"
"Ok - I need to quit anyway".
"Do you drink alcoholic drinks?"
"Well.....yes I occasionally have a social drink with the guys."
"No more Drinking!"
"Well... ok, if it would bring a longer life and all I guess that's ok".
"Do you eat meat?"
"Yes. I love an occasional steak!"
"No more meat!"
"Hmm... well that is going to be kind of hard. But if I live a longer life I guess it might be worth it"
The Guru looks him up and down and asks, "Do you have sex?"
"Of course. Me and my wife have an occasional roll in the hay.."
"No more Sex!"
"Well... hmm.... are you sure this will lead to a long life? That is a lot to ask..."

The Guru looks him in the eye and says, "Don't know. But it will seem like an eternity...."

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-10-12 23:44|| 2008-10-12 23:44|| Front Page Top

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