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2013-10-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

London Firefighters: Telling Men to Quit Putting Their Junk in Items

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Posted by Beavis 2013-10-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Oh my.

*Sigh*

Posted by bigjim-CA 2013-10-13 01:16|| 2013-10-13 01:16|| Front Page Top

#2 I believe all of this can be solved by electro-shock therapy...

Posted by Fat Bob Platypus3347 2013-10-13 02:18|| 2013-10-13 02:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Jeez, a woman's a freak unless she's got a shelf-foot of Betty Dodson and a "Femme Nikita" secret closet of antique eggbeaters and whatnot, but let a dude flirt with a crawfish hole or cozy up in a dark booth with a vacuum cleaner and they go all Fahrenheit 451 on him. This is equity?

Hmmm, that sandwitch looks pretty good.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-10-13 03:10|| 2013-10-13 03:10|| Front Page Top

#4 A emergency physician friend of mine tells of his 'trophy board' in the physician's lounge that proudly displays items removed from, shall we say, the more adventurous of our brothers and sisters.

Posted by GORT 2013-10-13 10:46|| 2013-10-13 10:46|| Front Page Top

#5 I've been hearing these stories from paramedics and emergency room workers since I was a teen. Nothing new here... just more willing to talk about it.

Posted by 11A5S 2013-10-13 11:19|| 2013-10-13 11:19|| Front Page Top

#6 This being a family site, I won't go into the details of a call (when I was in the rescue squad) involving a woman and a hand mixer ....

(Think below the belt; nothing inserted)

Eeewwwwwwwwww.

*snork* :-D

Posted by Barbara 2013-10-13 12:33|| 2013-10-13 12:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Then there was the guy in the no-tell motel who had a running vibrator stuck in a certain oriface (if you put your ear real close - ewwwwww - you could hear it).

And no, EMTs don't remove something like that - the doctors at the ER had that "pleasure."

Posted by Barbara 2013-10-13 12:42|| 2013-10-13 12:42|| Front Page Top

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