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2003-11-14 Africa: North

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Posted by Steve 2003-11-14 8:42:41 AM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I'm surprised the donkeys aren't intercepted and new "goods" (bombs and/or tracking devices) placed on them, then resent on their mission. Killing the donkeys is just dumb.

Posted by Yank 2003-11-14 8:49:29 AM|| 2003-11-14 8:49:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Donkeys are obsolete... the smugglers need to fund the Strategic Camel Initiative.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-14 9:34:16 AM|| 2003-11-14 9:34:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Steve I needed a coffee alert for this one...

Donkeys wearing tape recorders that say Err Err Err = funny.

Killing said innocent donkeys = not funny

Posted by Seafarious 2003-11-14 11:56:37 AM|| 2003-11-14 11:56:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The donkeys should be intercepted and loaded with bacon and other pork products, then sent on their way.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-14 12:36:17 PM|| 2003-11-14 12:36:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 The tape recorded messages need to be reprogrammed and the donkeys sent back whence they came, without the contraband, maybe just with a load of camel chips, or something of similar value.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-11-14 1:15:13 PM|| 2003-11-14 1:15:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Possible weapons systems variants of the Remotely Piloted Donkey:

Global Donkey
Stealth Donkey
Chobham Donkey
X-Donkey (testbed for hypersonic donkey travel)
Joint Strike Donkey

Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-14 6:37:29 PM|| 2003-11-14 6:37:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Uh oh, could islam be on the brink of deploying a GPS guided SmartDonkey?

LGE announced that the company has completed the development of a GPRS mobile phone (model: G5300) equipped with a compass and programmed to indicate direction.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-14 8:18:09 PM|| 2003-11-14 8:18:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 If they buy the islamic cell phones with GPS, here is what is going to happen: They will send the donkeys full of explosives and the donks will trot off to Mecca, where they will blow up.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-11-14 10:04:50 PM|| 2003-11-14 10:04:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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