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2016-11-18 
Good morning
Posted by Fred 2016-11-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 Ahhh...swingers.
Posted by Skidmark 2016-11-18 00:42||   2016-11-18 00:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Nice trapezoid, Fred!
Posted by gorb 2016-11-18 00:54||   2016-11-18 00:54|| Front Page Top

#3 
Posted by Goober Glemp2432 2016-11-18 01:14||   2016-11-18 01:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Kansas City? Looks like she stepped in it.
Posted by KBK 2016-11-18 02:25||   2016-11-18 02:25|| Front Page Top

#5 If I had a swing like that, I'd pull the seat down to see if there were any screws in it.
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2016-11-18 08:11||   2016-11-18 08:11|| Front Page Top

#6 The gals alleged Lil was the easiest;
Her breathless reply was the breeziest:
"You betcha... I'm daring...
But what am... I baring...?
(the fellas... all love my... trapezius!)"

Eh.
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-11-18 11:02||   2016-11-18 11:02|| Front Page Top

#7 ZF6220, can you somehow make it work with "gluteus maximus?"
Posted by JohnQC 2016-11-18 11:36||   2016-11-18 11:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Sideboob! YAY!
Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2016-11-18 12:51||   2016-11-18 12:51|| Front Page Top

#9 I wish, but probably not. I vaguely recall bouncing off of it early in my "career." I could weasel (Gluteus Maximus Trumpus... pompous... hump us) or pluralize (pronunciation issues) or try for whimsy (craximus, waximus, staximus, faximus, blaximus... sigh... hasn't been a real whimsical year), but ultimately, no. I got nothing. I'll ponder it on the bus, htough (or, more likely, dream on it). Heh.

While I'm yacking... I'll often glance at the bloid pic (or some random story, for that matter) and get a vague idea that Fred's up to something (beyond the obvious, routine brilliance) that I'm just a little too dense to spot. Anyone else? Or maybe I'm the only one not getting the jokes?
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-11-18 13:10||   2016-11-18 13:10|| Front Page Top

#10 JohnQC, I see I kinda missed your point. Can I make it work in that particular context? Oh, hell no. Brain says, "Don't even wear me out trying that shit." Maybe somebody else?
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-11-18 13:20||   2016-11-18 13:20|| Front Page Top

#11 On a swing seat of uncommon size
Dear Lily's gluteus did maximize
She polished gently its strong wood
Giving it a finish of uncommon good
A bright shine to reflect fair skies.
Posted by JHH 2016-11-18 15:32||   2016-11-18 15:32|| Front Page Top

#12 Sometimes I see puppies in the clouds, does that count?
Posted by Shipman 2016-11-18 15:54||   2016-11-18 15:54|| Front Page Top

#13 The Haiku Josie Wales

Puppies soft and warm
Teeth that nip their master's hand
Float through a sky blue mind
Posted by JHH 2016-11-18 16:11||   2016-11-18 16:11|| Front Page Top

#14 Absolutely nobody does poetry like Rantburgers do poetry.

:-)
Posted by trailing wife 2016-11-18 19:32||   2016-11-18 19:32|| Front Page Top

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