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2013-11-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Chain Saw Massacre Averted At Nevada County Bar When Man's Weapon Stalls

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Posted by Fred 2013-11-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Stinky Mulligans ------------ check
Poulan ---------------------- check
Slaps ----------------------- check
Chest touching -------------- check
Wackadoodle ----------------- check
Skull Mask ------------------ check

Okay, run as is.

Posted by Shipman 2013-11-02 01:33|| 2013-11-02 01:33|| Front Page Top

#2 ...will be interested to see the "open carry" chainsaw limitations that will be henceforth in effect in Nevada County, CA...

Posted by Uncle Phester 2013-11-02 01:38|| 2013-11-02 01:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Preventative maintenance, people. Preventative maintenance.
And don't forget to check the fuel level.

Posted by SteveS 2013-11-02 02:03|| 2013-11-02 02:03|| Front Page Top

#4 cheez whattya do there, fort up at the billiard ball return and use the bridge as a pike, aim for knuckles and nose, make a stone face and sling the 8?

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-11-02 10:03|| 2013-11-02 10:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Another life saved by ethanol in the gas. Just rotted out those seals and wouldn't work after that.

Posted by AlanC 2013-11-02 10:39|| 2013-11-02 10:39|| Front Page Top

#6 "He posted bond and was released from the Nevada County Jail.".... and returned to the Sierra Saw Power Equipment Company in Auburn, where he began shopping for his replacement chain saw and later he rented a copy of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre knowing he needed to brush-up on his techniques...

Posted by Au Auric 2013-11-02 11:37|| 2013-11-02 11:37|| Front Page Top

#7 inappropriately touching another man's chest
in CA?

Posted by Skidmark 2013-11-02 12:02|| 2013-11-02 12:02|| Front Page Top

#8 Yes, Skidmark. It was out in the boondocks, not San Francisco.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2013-11-02 12:50|| 2013-11-02 12:50|| Front Page Top

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