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2018-11-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Alcohol Detox Program leaves Tri-Cities Washington Man Coming Up Short

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-11-22 02:55|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 To Kennewick Man let us drink!
To his powerful fingers, now linked
To robust metacarpals
And wrist, but no yarbles...
Which might explain why he's extinct.

Posted by Dino Slemble6375 2018-11-22 16:30|| 2018-11-22 16:30|| Front Page Top

#2 " There was a young sailor named Bates who liked to fool around on ice skates. He fell on his cutlass , which rendered him nutless , and practically useless on dates . "

Posted by Snavimble Bucket1794 2018-11-22 16:40|| 2018-11-22 16:40|| Front Page Top

#3 There was an old miner of Wigan
Who used an odd tool, and a big 'un.
They thought he was daft
When he oiled up the shaft,
But he's twenty miles in and still friggin'.

Posted by Pancho the Rash2215 2018-11-22 18:06|| 2018-11-22 18:06|| Front Page Top

#4 In Wigan, a sound resounds daily;
The neighbors all groan along gaily.
A skeleton having a wank
On a plank?
Just George and his new banjolele!

Posted by Pancho the Rash2215 2018-11-22 18:10|| 2018-11-22 18:10|| Front Page Top

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