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2022-11-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-11-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top
File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats

#1 Solar power don't work so good at night, ~~Joe~~ Idioot

Posted by Frank G 2022-11-26 00:04|| 2022-11-26 00:04|| Front Page Top

#2 The closest I ever got to Nantucket was to take a ferry boat ride there from the mainland. On the way I discovered the fare was not collected unless & until a passenger disembarked on the island. I didn't get off and simply enjoyed the short cruise off the coast of Massachusett, had chili & a cold beer from the ferry's restaurant, took in the sea air and enjoyed the view.

Posted by Gromble Dribble4342 2022-11-26 02:07|| 2022-11-26 02:07|| Front Page Top

#3 S.S.A.

"So Charlie, that cheapskate, sez, 'F-ck it,
I'll live on this rusty old bucket!'
Well, I'd do it, too,
Only, if I did, who
Would make sandwiches?"
"Honey, just chuck it!"

And folksingers say
Charlie sails to this day
Back and forth on the Sound of Nantucket.

Posted by Zorba Slosh3174 2022-11-26 04:45|| 2022-11-26 04:45|| Front Page Top

#4 One of the songs of my childhood — we sang it on the summer camp bus.

Posted by trailing wife 2022-11-26 06:25|| 2022-11-26 06:25|| Front Page Top

#5 With a green skin tone, Joe would look like the Grinch. I am sure that has been done. I avoid all images of his face so I probably missed them. I sort of expected those memes to start as soon as Walmart transitioned the grills section to Christmas.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-11-26 10:20|| 2022-11-26 10:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Weren't they worried that the island was going to tip over?

Posted by EMSArtifact 2022-11-26 15:01|| 2022-11-26 15:01|| Front Page Top

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