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2021-11-30 Government Corruption

Chris Cuomo's text messages reveal how HE wrote brother Andrew's sex pest rebuttals

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Posted by Fred 2021-11-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Texas law enforcement story:

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a .40 Caliber Sig Sauer P-229 service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: One illegal alien, one lawyer, one meth dealer, one paedophile, one Muslim extremist, one Progressive Activist Democrat, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

Posted by Besoeker 2021-11-30 07:48|| 2021-11-30 07:48|| Front Page Top

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