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2003-12-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Atrus 2003-12-08 10:27:16 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 That was really fun - Thx!

Posted by .com 2003-12-8 10:56:09 AM|| 2003-12-8 10:56:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Air Force Broadcasting Service: Installs satellite dish so snake can receive AFRTS. After watching the same command informaion spot on suicide prevention for the 52nd time, snake kills himself.

Posted by Steve 2003-12-8 11:04:02 AM|| 2003-12-8 11:04:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 USAF Crew Chief: Reminds the snake that the skin is really his, and he just lets the snake use it.

USAF Munitions Specialist: Accidentally runs over the snake with a fully loaded weapons trailer. Spends several hours trying to think of some plausible way to blame it on the loaders.

USAF Intel (RE the B-52 pilot) : Claims BDA does not confirm the snake is dead since they can't find it.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2003-12-8 11:14:42 AM|| 2003-12-8 11:14:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 NKPA Boils snake in sea of fire, feeds country.

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-8 11:38:09 AM|| 2003-12-8 11:38:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Fred Pruitt sticks yellow post-it note with his analysis on snake, puts snake in Dan Darling's inbox.

Posted by Seafarious 2003-12-8 12:00:14 PM|| 2003-12-8 12:00:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 al-Qaeda: converts snake to Islam. Snake straps on an explosive device and blows self up near local nursery.

Posted by BH 2003-12-8 12:32:39 PM|| 2003-12-8 12:32:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Reminds me of the old joke: Each service is ordered to "secure" a building. The Marines destroy it, the Army establishes a defensive parimeter, the Navy paints it gray, and the Air Force leases it for 5 years.

Posted by Spot 2003-12-8 1:14:22 PM|| 2003-12-8 1:14:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 French Soldier: Both strike.

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-8 1:50:41 PM|| 2003-12-8 1:50:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 BA-ZING !!!!

Shipman wins.

Posted by eyeyeye 2003-12-8 2:42:08 PM|| 2003-12-8 2:42:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 French General: Surrenders to snake
Israeli soldier: Snake bites soldier, soldier deals out appropriate response, and hard UN resolutions come down on soldier.

Posted by Atrus 2003-12-8 3:34:24 PM|| 2003-12-8 3:34:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Ten guys from Jungle survival school in Panama: "A snake! DINNER!!!!"

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-12-8 3:41:12 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-12-8 3:41:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 The war correspondant bit makes this joke.

Posted by ruprecht 2003-12-8 8:54:47 PM|| 2003-12-8 8:54:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 ROTFLMGMO!

Is this a classic?

Posted by Korora 2003-12-8 10:03:01 PM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2003-12-8 10:03:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Geez my daughter kept asking me, "What are you laughing at, Dad?" I tell her it's a soldier thing.

I couldn't quit laughing.

Posted by alaskasoldier 2003-12-9 12:25:24 AM|| 2003-12-9 12:25:24 AM|| Front Page Top

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