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2003-01-08 East/Subsaharan Africa

U.N.: Congolese Rebels Practicing Cannibalism

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Posted by Patrick Phillips 2003-01-08 12:50 pm|| || Front Page|| [11 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Practice makes perfect.

The troops that intervened in the Congo just after independance reported the same thing. Most of these folks aren't even Fourth World level of civilization. These are some of the most primitive and backward people on the planet.

Posted by Chuck 2003-01-08 13:14:47|| [www.simmins.org] 2003-01-08 13:14:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Picture this: a Congolese rebel around a campfire sits back with a full belly and contented look on his face, emits a loud belch whilst licking his fingers and exclaims, "mmmmm....them pygmies is mighty fiiiine eatin!"

Posted by Bust-a-gut 2003-01-08 17:28:09|| 2003-01-08 17:28:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Chilis - Baby back ribs

Posted by anonymous 2003-01-08 18:11:37|| 2003-01-08 18:11:37|| Front Page Top

#4 First Congolese Rebel: "I hate pygmies!"
Second Congolese Rebel: "Then just eat the vegetables".
(Rim shot)
Thank you! Good night & drive safely!

Posted by JDB 2003-01-08 18:43:47|| 2003-01-08 18:43:47|| Front Page Top

#5 JDB: that's priceless...

Posted by Anonymous 2003-01-08 19:40:04|| 2003-01-08 19:40:04|| Front Page Top

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