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2003-02-28 Afghanistan

Afghan ~~elk~~ duck hunters confuse U.S. military

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-02-28 01:25 pm|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 But Steve, you need to finish it!:
BB: "Ya got me Doc. You want to shoot me now, or wait until you get home."
DD: "Shoot him now! Shoot him now!"
BB: "You keep out of this! He doesn't have to shoot you now."
DD: "But I say he does have to shoot me now! So shoot me now!"
[BANG!]
...
DD: "Aha! Pronoun trouble..."

Posted by Old Grouch 2/28/2003 9:09:47 PM|| 2/28/2003 9:09:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Now I can't get the vision of Omar Fudd stalking through the reeds out of my head. "Be verry, verry quiet, I'm hunting ducks!"

Posted by Steve 2003-02-28 13:50:44|| 2003-02-28 13:50:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Shouldn't that be, "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm attacking infidels!"

Posted by Fred 2003-02-28 14:36:14|| 2003-02-28 14:36:14|| Front Page Top

#4 "Duck season!"
"Infidel season!"
"Duck season!"
"Infidel season!"
BANG "Islamist season!"

Posted by Steve 2003-02-28 14:55:02|| 2003-02-28 14:55:02|| Front Page Top

#5 I've got to strain the ol' synapses to remember that one - but the scenc you described is a classic. Wasn't that a Bofors gun he used on that duck?

Posted by Rex Mundi 2003-02-28 17:36:23|| 2003-02-28 17:36:23|| Front Page Top

#6 But Steve, you need to finish it!:
BB: "Ya got me Doc. You want to shoot me now, or wait until you get home."
DD: "Shoot him now! Shoot him now!"
BB: "You keep out of this! He doesn't have to shoot you now."
DD: "But I say he does have to shoot me now! So shoot me now!"
[BANG!]
...
DD: "Aha! Pronoun trouble..."

Posted by Old Grouch 2003-02-28 21:09:47|| 2003-02-28 21:09:47|| Front Page Top

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