2003-04-15 Syria-Lebanon

Hizbullah: âWhatever happens, we are readyâ

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-04-15 09:25 pm|| || Front Page|| [12 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Hizbullah fighter, one of three manning an observation post on Sheikh Abbad Hill, ignored the taunts of âTerrorist! Terrorist!â from an unseen Israeli soldier in the giant concrete compound on the other side of the border fence, and simply said: âWhatever happens, we are ready.â

....And after seeing the contrails of a large plane flying far overhead, the terrorist turns to look at it through his binoculars when he notices a small object falling and seemingly coming closer and closer and then

BAROOM!!!!!

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-04-15 23:17:50|| 2003-04-15 23:17:50|| Front Page Top

#2 âWhatever happens, we are ready.â
They always say that. Yep. Every time.

And then someone goes and says something like this: "...the military option is unlikely to work against Hizbullah." Yep. They say this, too. I dunno what it means, but hey, it's what they say.

And then someone shoots someone. Rat-a-tat-tat. And someone starts hollering and then others join and pretty soon it gets real loud. There's lots of chanting and banners and marching and stuff. And then everything gets kinda confusing and really loud with lots more shouting and chanting and stuff. Then come lots more rat-a-tat-tats and even more chanting and marching around waving banners and shooting full clips of rat-a-tat-tat into the air and at people with different banners and chants and stuff. Then these really serious-looking people come over. They stay a little way away and watch and make coffee and watch some more. Then sky the rains GPS-guided HE and laser-designated iron. When your ears clear, you hear running feet. The lucky guy - sent out to get pizza. Then the smoke kinda clears away and it's real quiet. Yep. Always happens.

Posted by PD 2003-04-15 23:30:25|| 2003-04-15 23:30:25|| Front Page Top

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