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2003-04-15 Iraq

Al-Bawaba: "Baghdad Bob" takes the coward’s way out

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Posted by Mike 2003-04-15 11:41 am|| || Front Page|| [9 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 In fake news from hell today, Saeed al-Sahaf denied reports of his death. "I am not dead!" he said at a press conference attended primarily by late CNN bureau chiefs. While CNN's reputation in hell is one of integrity and accuracy, some from hell's higher circles are suggesting that the bureau chiefs are taking al-Sahaf's claims that he still lives at face value because they don't want to risk losing access to Satan. "Hell is a simply a place one has to have a bureau," said Eason Jordan, speaking on behalf of CNN's living correspondants. "Sure, Satan is the Father of All Lies," but spreading his lies makes us look good, and that's what's most important."

Posted by FormerLiberal 2003-04-15 12:54:06|| 2003-04-15 12:54:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Baghdad Bob - another CNN journalist bites the dust.

Posted by Douglas De Bono 2003-04-15 13:32:54|| [www.douglasdebono.com] 2003-04-15 13:32:54|| Front Page Top

#3 http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Here's a link for those of us who are having a hard time finding closure with the apparent demise of the best comedy act to come out of Iraq.

Enjoy!

Posted by Samma-lamma 2003-04-15 14:28:37|| 2003-04-15 14:28:37|| Front Page Top

#4 "I'm not dead! I'm nowhere near dead! In fact, I'm just resting! I think I'll go for a walk!"

Posted by Dar 2003-04-15 15:24:54|| 2003-04-15 15:24:54|| Front Page Top

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