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2003-08-09 Home Front

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Posted by Steve White 2003-08-09 1:13:44 AM|| || Front Page|| [9 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Interesting. They want us to get rid of chemical weapons, but don't want us to get rid of them. What do you do with people for whom everything is a Catch 22?

Posted by Ben 2003-8-9 4:59:57 AM|| 2003-8-9 4:59:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Send the stuff to French Polynesia. They don't mind.

Posted by Lucky 2003-8-9 12:02:56 PM|| 2003-8-9 12:02:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Skip French Polynesia and just send the stuff to the EU Chambers.

Posted by Charles 2003-8-9 4:09:33 PM|| 2003-8-9 4:09:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I bow, I bow to Master Fred :-)

Posted by Steve White 2003-8-9 4:38:19 PM|| 2003-8-9 4:38:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Skip French Polynesia and just send the stuff to the EU Chambers.

Now Charles, is that any way to behave with such goooood allies as the French? Besides, there are BETTER ways of dealing with it.

1. Give it to PETA, as the new survival package when they're out trying to "save the earth".

2. Capture the members of the Earth/Animal Liberation Front, and have them test new chemical detection gear, new chemical warfare suits, and such. Hold the tests as far north of Prudhoe Bay as you can, to "save the whales".

3. Give some to Judge Pryor to wrap around the decalogue monument in the Alabama courthouse. NOW let's see the ACLU move that sucker!

4. Speaking of the ACLU, I think every single member should be given a new, French-made attache case - with about a pound and a half of persistent blister agent smeared liberally on the inside.

5. I also believe the Nature Conservancy, Sierra Club, and Greenpeace should be given a few choice pieces of US real estate - perhaps the bombing range at Vieques, some of the Mojave Desert, and perhaps some of that wonderful area in north-central Nevada, east of Eads. There, they can test the effects of chemical agents on the biosphere. I also think the US should provide them with surplus Iraqi chemical warfare suits, to "ensure their safety".

I'm sure there are several Rantburgers who can supply other uses for this wonderful stuff...

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-8-9 4:48:38 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-8-9 4:48:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I Like the ACLU idea, but I have to go with the PETA plan. I mean, they are just absolute idiots.

In mid-2002, they were faced with a dilema. The previous year, they had erected wind-powered plants ( you know, those huge fans. ). However, the National Wildlife and Protection Agency wanted to take the wind-plants down. Why? Because they were sucking in and shredding Eagles. That's right, Eagles.

Just thinking about this makes me smile.

Posted by Charles 2003-8-9 5:23:23 PM|| 2003-8-9 5:23:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 HAHA Love it that this is going on in the South! All them rednecks will soon be coughing and glowing in the dark

Posted by Not Mike Moore 2003-8-9 11:04:03 PM|| 2003-8-9 11:04:03 PM|| Front Page Top

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