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2003-08-31 Middle East

Israeli Defense Minister Threatens Gaza Invasion

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Posted by Frank G 2003-08-31 9:45:20 AM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The roadmap went over a cliff and is DOA. Israel needs to finish off Hamas. Show Abbas how it is done. Then the Israelis can say, "Well, who's next?" No more boomers, keep Israelis safe. The Palestinians will be safe when they boot out or kill the gunnies hiding amongst them. It's Deficate or Decommodeâ¢ time.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-8-31 2:39:51 PM|| 2003-8-31 2:39:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Entertainment News:

The suprise smash hit of the summer,"Israeli Eye For The Arab Guy",will air for several more episodes.The contraversial show,set in the Mid-East,has as its theme "what to do if your neighbor refuses to do his part in building a road".Reluctant advertisering companies(especially those based in Europe) are mounting heavy pressure to cancel the show,citing concerns that the program may not be appropriate for children.However,the producers of the show are thinking of expanding the show and increasing both budget and cast size.One of the production assistants told this reporter,"our targeted demographic,successful leaders of young mens' groups,enjoys the show so much they are refusing to leave the house in case they miss a single episode.No way we're going to cancel,at least not until we reach everyone of our target demos."

Past episodes include GARDENING WITH A BULLDOZER,RE-UPHOLSTERING YOUR CAR WITH HELLFIRE MISSLES,and the very contraversial IS COLLATERAL DAMAGE UNAVOIDABLE WHEN REMODELLING?.

Posted by Stephen 2003-8-31 3:17:49 PM|| 2003-8-31 3:17:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "... No way we're going to cancel,at least not until we reach everyone of our target demos."

Droll, droll, droll! Love it!

Posted by Steve White 2003-8-31 3:59:32 PM|| 2003-8-31 3:59:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 It's Deficate or Decommodeâ¢ time.
Damn! I thought it was "deficate or decompose". Bettter call the printers, and cancel the billboards.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-8-31 4:13:52 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-8-31 4:13:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I like " Death or Liquidation: Which is more painful ".

Posted by Charles 2003-8-31 4:55:12 PM|| 2003-8-31 4:55:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Stephen - Ok - I give 9.6 lol

Posted by Frank G 2003-8-31 9:21:25 PM|| 2003-8-31 9:21:25 PM|| Front Page Top

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