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2004-04-14 Southeast Asia

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Posted by Dan Darling 2004-04-14 12:47:03 AM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 So, whats Allah's reason for only giving 23 virgins to married men.
Doesn't he want them to join the Jihad?
Blatant discrimination, if you ask me.

Posted by tipper 2004-04-14 4:17:05 AM|| 2004-04-14 4:17:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 More than one billion Imam Samudras around the world who will attack Australia

don't think there's that many virgins around, this could explain why married men only get 23, they obviously looked at the numbers and had to cut back somewhere

Posted by Igs 2004-04-14 4:30:39 AM|| 2004-04-14 4:30:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Married men get 23 virgins and 49 sluts.

Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-04-14 9:04:02 AM|| 2004-04-14 9:04:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I've been married for years and I'm a lot more interested in the 49 sluts, let me tell you.

Posted by Secret Master 2004-04-14 11:55:20 AM|| [www.budgetwarrior.com] 2004-04-14 11:55:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 72 virgins, 23 virgins, no virgins, lotsa virgins. . .

Everybody seems to have a count of their own. There has to be non-discriminatory rules

What this calls for is a virgin-o-meter, or a virgin scorecard. Who keeps track of virgins due these "martyrs" when they enter paradise?

I guess there are plenty of deceased CPAs in Heaven. It's so unwieldy that I hope they have plenty of the newest pentium computers for the CPAs to track the virgin accounts.

Posted by Anonymous4052 2004-04-14 12:05:22 PM|| 2004-04-14 12:05:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I never would have thought that Madonna was so popular throughout Ummah.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-04-14 12:20:23 PM|| 2004-04-14 12:20:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 He's going to be more than a little upset when he gets to Paradise and finds that the deal is really for 72 raisins. Terrorists need better translations.

Posted by RWV 2004-04-14 2:42:29 PM|| 2004-04-14 2:42:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 He believed paradise held the promise of 72 virgins for single men, but only 23 if a man had been married on earth, as he has. Samudra said "we kill to get peace,"
Im' thinking this is a very deep laid plot grab ahold of one of my legs. I won't fall for it.

Posted by Shipman 2004-04-14 6:41:22 PM|| 2004-04-14 6:41:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 He claimed widespread support in the Muslim world. "More than one billion Imam Samudras around the world who will attack Australia ... who will kill John Howard, Bush, Colin Powell, Tony Blair ...

We don't call them "Imam Samudras." Over here, they're usually called, "known associates" or "targets of opportunity."

Posted by Zenster 2004-04-14 9:15:09 PM|| 2004-04-14 9:15:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 If he is buried in a pig's skin doesn't that keep him from moslem heaven and the virgins.

Posted by dduck 2004-04-14 10:33:33 PM|| 2004-04-14 10:33:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 even better - bury him in a pigskin condom

Posted by Frank G 2004-04-14 10:53:27 PM|| 2004-04-14 10:53:27 PM|| Front Page Top

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