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2004-12-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Official Warning: we're all gonna die!

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Posted by Mike 2004-12-02 12:51:30 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 You are 67,000,000 years late, and Lucy the T-Rex was already dead, so she didn't get the E-Mail...

Posted by BigEd 2004-12-02 1:37:14 PM|| 2004-12-02 1:37:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 You mean this email isn't true and I maxed out my credit cards on strippers and beer for nothing?

Posted by Dar 2004-12-02 1:41:48 PM|| 2004-12-02 1:41:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Aha!

Dar is acually Steve Buscemi....

Posted by mojo 2004-12-02 1:46:05 PM|| 2004-12-02 1:46:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 We are strongly urging you to evacuate yourself and your family as soon as possible, even though you may live far away from your city.

Guess I'd better get right on that...
well, maybe not.

Posted by tu3031 2004-12-02 2:17:26 PM|| 2004-12-02 2:17:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Dar, you managed to max them out in four yours? As a wise man once said, impressive, very impressive.

Posted by rjschwarz 2004-12-02 3:21:00 PM|| [http://rjschwarz.typepad.com] 2004-12-02 3:21:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Will that mean I need to cancel my reservations on Galveston Island for this summer?

At 6000 feet, about 1500 miles from the nearest ocean, with a 14,000 foot high mountain between me and the Pacific, I think I'll sit this one out, thank you.

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-12-02 5:39:36 PM|| [http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2004-12-02 5:39:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Old Patriot, wait until you get that mail about the 300 ft high snow avalanche coming your way!

Still sitting this out, huh?

Btw I got my first BUSINESS PROPOSAL from Darfur. I guess Al Gore finally invented the internet there as well.

Posted by True German Ally 2004-12-02 5:49:48 PM|| 2004-12-02 5:49:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 While staying at The Manago Hotel on the Big Island the front desk had a sign:
IN CASE OF TSUNAMI
1 DON'T PANIC!
2 PAY YOUR HOTEL BILL
3 RUN LIKE HELL!

Posted by bruce 2004-12-02 9:56:30 PM|| 2004-12-02 9:56:30 PM|| Front Page Top

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