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2004-12-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by .com 2004-12-03 17:25|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Stan: "Dude, that sucks ass!"
Cartman: "Sweet! All the J*ws should be sent to Afghanistan."
Kenny: "Mmmmple mm mmmple mmplmmp."
Kyle: "You said it, Kenny."
Mrs. Broflofsky: "What, what, what?!"
Ike Broslofsky: "Wooowww! Afistan!"
Chef: "Children, I once got sweet lovin' under an afghan down by the fire."
Mr. Garrison: "I hear that you can get some hot back-door burka action in Kandahar."
Mr. Hat: "That's right, Mr. Garrison."
Mr. Mackey: "The Taliban are bad, mmkay. Don't be like the Taliban, mmkay."
Officer Barbrady: "Move along. Nothing to see here."
Uncle Jimbo: "When you an al Qaeda bastard, shout "He's coming right towards me!" before you shoot him."
Ned: "Then say "That all you got, biyatch?""
Timmy: "TIMMY!"
Big Gay Al: "That's super!"
Memphisto: "I'm deliciously sorry to hear that."
Mecha-Streisand: "ARGHHH!"
Mr. Hankey: "Don't forget to clean your ears."
Mrs. Cartman: "How about some Cheezy Poofs?"

Okay, enough.

Posted by Tibor 2004-12-03 6:15:13 PM|| 2004-12-03 6:15:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL! *applause*

Posted by .com 2004-12-03 6:17:51 PM|| 2004-12-03 6:17:51 PM|| Front Page Top

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