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2005-07-13 Afghanistan/South Asia

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Posted by Steve 2005-07-13 09:55|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 RAB claimed that Sultan was an accused in about 17 cases of murder, rape, looting, and money extortion...

"About 17, sarge? Sure you don't want like 20 or 25?"
"Nah. He's dead. About 17 should do it. Screw doing all that extra paperwork. "

Posted by tu3031 2005-07-13 10:55|| 2005-07-13 10:55|| Front Page Top

#2 his associates led by Kamal Hossain attacked RAB members

I'll be watching for the more-or-less untimely demise of Mr. Hossain in an upcoming issue of the Crossfire Gazette...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-07-13 12:00|| 2005-07-13 12:00|| Front Page Top

#3 If I were an agent for Mutual of Chittagong, I'd make damn sure I wasn't selling any policies that had a crossfire rider. The actuarial mortality tables in Bangladesh have got to be nuts...10% cancer, 15% heart disease, 60% crossfire accident, etc., etc...

Posted by WhiteCollarRedneck 2005-07-13 13:40|| 2005-07-13 13:40|| Front Page Top

#4 The shuttergun clause alone carries like a 50% premium penalty.

Posted by .com 2005-07-13 13:44|| 2005-07-13 13:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Sensing danger the muggers hurled bombs...

OK, maybe I've lead a sheltered life, but how do you mug someone with a bomb? Knife, sure? Bare hands, OK. Gun, perhaps? But a bomb?

"Hand over your wallet or I light the fuse!"

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-07-13 16:08|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-07-13 16:08|| Front Page Top

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