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2005-08-23 Arabia

National karate champion trained al-Qaeda

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Posted by Dan Darling 2005-08-23 01:51|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Mahmoud-san! Wax-on, wax-off....

Hai! sensei-effendi.....ufff!

Posted by Abd Al-Sabour Shahin 2005-08-23 06:03|| 2005-08-23 06:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Note to Mohammed Abdullah Awida:

No matter how mobile, agile, and hostile your fists and feet are...game, set, match to "5.56x45mm NATO round". Hope you enjoy yourr 72 Virginians.

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2005-08-23 08:02|| 2005-08-23 08:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Karate and other Asian martial arts are un-Islamic since they involve infidel mind-control techniques. I declare a fatwa against them!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2005-08-23 08:40|| 2005-08-23 08:40|| Front Page Top

#4 I hear "Eye of the Tiger" blaring as the champ takes up the crane position.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-08-23 08:51|| 2005-08-23 08:51|| Front Page Top

#5 That Soddy Cat was fast as lightening.

Posted by DepotGuy 2005-08-23 09:19|| 2005-08-23 09:19|| Front Page Top

#6 DepotGuy: That Soddy Cat was fast as lightening.

And now, for a walk down memory lane:

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

Posted by Zhang Fei 2005-08-23 09:51|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2005-08-23 09:51|| Front Page Top

#7 Mr. Norris, the President is on line 2.

Posted by Secret Master 2005-08-23 12:07|| 2005-08-23 12:07|| Front Page Top

#8 Boards dont hit back.

Posted by Mctavish Mcpherson 2005-08-23 14:48|| 2005-08-23 14:48|| Front Page Top

#9 One of two terrorists killed in clashes with Saudi police last week was a national karate champion who trained al-Qaida members.

Lotta good his karate prowess did him, no? :D

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-08-23 19:35|| 2005-08-23 19:35|| Front Page Top

#10 My daughter got one of those "Kung fu Hamster" toys for Christmas a couple of years ago. Nearly drove me insane before I found the right wire to cut...

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2005-08-23 20:14|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2005-08-23 20:14|| Front Page Top

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