Article

2005-11-03 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Report: Assad relative's office besieged

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Steve 2005-11-03 12:32|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Let's have a pool on when and how he committs suicide.

Posted by plainslow 2005-11-03 13:22|| 2005-11-03 13:22|| Front Page Top

#2 By how, I assume you mean how MANY bullets in the head, true?

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2005-11-03 13:31|| 2005-11-03 13:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Let's have a pool on when and how he committs suicide.

And how many shots it takes.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-03 13:32|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-03 13:32|| Front Page Top

#4 Suicide over the weekend. How, bullet to the back of the head with is arms tied. Its a tricky move, as suicides go, but I think he'll be able to pull it off before the UN starts asking him any questions that might embarrass him or his brother-in-law.

Posted by rjschwarz (no T!) 2005-11-03 13:46|| 2005-11-03 13:46|| Front Page Top

#5 My favorite story is from a comedian, who told the tale of a suicide he had heard about on the local news one night. Seems the poor distraught fellow shot himself in the head with a bolt-action rifle.

Four times.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-03 14:32|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-03 14:32|| Front Page Top

#6 That would be easier to believe than the guy down here who tried to explain to the jury how he accidently shot his wife.

Nine times. With a six shot revolver.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-11-03 15:25|| 2005-11-03 15:25|| Front Page Top

#7 ...The best line from The Godfather my be adaptable here:

"It was nothing personal, Asef - just business."

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-11-03 19:28|| 2005-11-03 19:28|| Front Page Top

00:03 Barbara Skolaut
23:59 God Save The World AKA Oztralian
23:59 eltoroverde
23:54 DMFD
23:52 Barbara Skolaut
23:46 Barbara Skolaut
23:39 imoyaro
23:34 wakeupcall
23:17 Regnad Kcin
23:08 Regnad Kcin
23:02 Frank G
23:01 Sock Puppet OÂ´ Doom
23:00 Regnad Kcin
22:54 Regnad Kcin
22:52 GK
22:49 Frank G
22:48 Frank G
22:35 Alaska Paul
22:21 Frank G
22:21 Elmenter Snineque1852
22:19 Frank G
22:06 trailing wife
22:00 Elmenter Snineque1852
21:58 Alaska Paul