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2005-12-21 Science & Technology

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Posted by 3dc 2005-12-21 00:53|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If that's it in the picture, it's going to be one helluva RPG magnet.

Posted by Rafael 2005-12-21 01:21|| 2005-12-21 01:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Aim it at the family jewels , it'll be too hard to hold that RPG and cupping at the same time!!

Posted by smn 2005-12-21 02:46|| 2005-12-21 02:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Run away! Run away!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2005-12-21 08:16|| 2005-12-21 08:16|| Front Page Top

#4 SInce it is a skin effect, only to a depth of 1/64th of an inch, I wonder if it can be countermeasured easily by applying some lotion, and of course shielding your eyes.

It brings up lots of technical questions. I would guess that what they really want is everyone to run away as soon as it pulls up.

Tell the jihadis the most effective coutermeasure is rubbing lard all over yourself.

Posted by Penguin 2005-12-21 08:37|| 2005-12-21 08:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Captain Mistress XXXXXXX whips those wearing lotion.

Posted by Buckminster Spemble1220 2005-12-21 09:04|| 2005-12-21 09:04|| Front Page Top

#6 No. The lotion layer is too thin. Hosing down your clothes and wrapping a towel around your head (shade of Total Recall) should work. For optimal penetration, use 7.62mm.

Posted by ed 2005-12-21 09:21|| 2005-12-21 09:21|| Front Page Top

#7 From the comments at the link:

Does anyone else think sitting in a vehicle with an eight-foot across pain-ray dish on top in Iraq is not an occupation conducive to a long retirement?

LOL.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-12-21 09:37|| 2005-12-21 09:37|| Front Page Top

#8 Can we use it on the left side of congress???

Posted by 49 pan">49 pan 2005-12-21 10:17|| 2005-12-21 10:17|| Front Page Top

#9 They ought to see if the WTO is interested in buying one.

Posted by BH 2005-12-21 10:33|| 2005-12-21 10:33|| Front Page Top

#10 Yesterday, there was a report about Syria working with Iran. Today, the fabulous "microwave-a-mullah" weapon gets deployed. Maybe Baby-I-Doc should reconsider his choices?

Posted by BigEd 2005-12-21 10:43|| 2005-12-21 10:43|| Front Page Top

#11 I've just rendered it obsolete.

Posted by Yosemite Sam 2005-12-21 11:42|| 2005-12-21 11:42|| Front Page Top

#12 5 years from now the arny will be sued for causing cancer and birth defects.

Posted by DoDo 2005-12-21 12:12|| 2005-12-21 12:12|| Front Page Top

#13 Turn that sombitch up and just fry the fuckers. 1/64th my ass I want to see some crispy critters, go a full inch and watch the rats run about aflame.

Helicopters mounted with this hard core shit would bring a biblical flying scorpion reality to bear on our bestest of friends in Iraq and Afghanistan, and then their friendly Iranian neighbors too.

Talk about Helicopters of the apocalypse! Mmmm fried rats!

EP

Posted by ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding 2005-12-21 12:44|| 2005-12-21 12:44|| Front Page Top

#14 YS,

It's like you were reading my thoughts, which serves me right for not wearing my Anti-Zionist Minding Reading Ray Aluminum Coated Beret (now lined with Chomskium, the densest material known to man).

Posted by Dreadnought 2005-12-21 14:17|| 2005-12-21 14:17|| Front Page Top

#15 "Ensign Chehkov, report to the agony booth."

Posted by Mike 2005-12-21 16:02|| 2005-12-21 16:02|| Front Page Top

#16

funky pain ray pic

lab assistant opperator 3rd class

full strength test subject #1

Oh My God Pain generator/ black ops

test subject #2 5 second exposure

Posted by Spembelov Labs Inc 2005-12-21 17:16|| 2005-12-21 17:16|| Front Page Top

#17

Oh My God Pain generator/ black ops

test subject #1 5 second exposure

Posted by Spembelov Labs Inc 2005-12-21 17:18|| 2005-12-21 17:18|| Front Page Top

#18 I've been exposed to the little test version of this thing and it really works. Clothes or wet towels will not defeat it. The current version is big, but future ones will be quite a bit smaller. This is amazing technology.

Posted by remoteman 2005-12-21 19:28|| 2005-12-21 19:28|| Front Page Top

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