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2006-03-01 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Debka: Al Qaeda Orders All Foreigners Out Of Gaza, Immediate Sharia Law

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Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 This one seems oddly worded:

"*Any girl who goes out wearing trousers without a veil to cover her hair..."

Do most women in Gaza wear trousers? Do most women in Gaza who DO normally wear trousers normally wear a veil? If a woman is wearing a skirt or dress, does she need to wear a veil?

The emphasis on trousers seems weird.

Posted by Jules 2006-03-01 00:13|| 2006-03-01 00:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Yeah, that bugged me, too. Does anybody have any thoughts as to how the translation could have gotten sideways like that? Are trousers the issue?

Do they have Bermuda shorts? Skorts? Peddle pushers?

Posted by OregonGuy">OregonGuy 2006-03-01 00:50|| 2006-03-01 00:50|| Front Page Top

#3 Probably was some catchall or slang word for Western-style clothes, as opposed to a burkha.

Posted by gromky">gromky 2006-03-01 01:24|| http://communistposters.com/]">[http://communistposters.com/] 2006-03-01 01:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Any girl who goes out wearing trousers without a veil to cover her hair

Anyone else see the loop-hole here?

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2006-03-01 09:42|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-03-01 09:42|| Front Page Top

#5 No coffee, cigs, booze, computers or whorehouses. Gee, sounds like a paradise. I bet the people can't wait. What am I saying, they probably would like to live like that. Ick!

Posted by Unock Greatch1969 2006-03-01 10:00|| 2006-03-01 10:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Never thought I'll be hopping that AQ are not just blowing air.

Posted by gromgoru 2006-03-01 10:00|| 2006-03-01 10:00|| Front Page Top

#7 This is very similar to the demands the algerian jihadists made at the beginning of the 90's civil war.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-03-01 10:12|| 2006-03-01 10:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Remember folks, this is DEBKA and saline additives are the rule.

Nonetheless, what a wonderful stroke of luck for the Palestinians. They may finally have a chance to enjoy the true fruits of their anti-Semitic labors. Not just the usual froth and spittle, but real down-home honest-to-gosh grindingly dull sharia brand Islamism. Remember, Osama considers iced soft drinks to be a manifestation of western decadence.

For all their spewing, the Palestinians are actually a somewhat diverse people with Copts, Druze and Christian elements in the general population. Al Qaeda coming in and enforcing strict sharia law is going to rub a lot of people the exact wrong way. Not that they couldn't have seen this coming after so many decades of Jew hating.

Corrupt elements inside and outside the Palestinian Authority

Well, that leaves, what? Five or ten percent of the population unscathed? The Traparancy International Corruption Perception Index:

http://ww1.transparency.org/cpi/2004/cpi2004.en.html

rates the Palestinian Authority at #111 out of 146 different national governments. It shares company with such illustrious company as Libya, Equador and Yemen. (America rates as #19, Denmark #3 and Finland #1).

I could not wish a more polarizing or zero-fun sort of puritanical astringent bunch of thugs as al Qaeda upon the Palestinians. Let them get a taste of what the Arab world envisions as model Jew haters so they can see just how wide of the mark they've been. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of turds.

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-01 10:32|| 2006-03-01 10:32|| Front Page Top

#9 It will be seet watching AQ, hamas, and the hez fighters duking it out.

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2006-03-01 11:04|| 2006-03-01 11:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Sounds like a Plan!

Oh and we better take our money out of there too. Let Benny support the assholes.

Hurry up and complete the wall and then let them enjoy their 'paradise'.

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-03-01 11:24|| 2006-03-01 11:24|| Front Page Top

#11 Nothing seems to put people of I-slam quicker than Bin-Ladens band of goat lovers taking over.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2006-03-01 11:32|| 2006-03-01 11:32|| Front Page Top

#12 Silly peeps, they just left out a word:

Any girl who goes out wearing trousers or without a veil to cover her hair

Now, let's see what sort of hilarious results we can get by inserting a single word here and there amongst these little gems:

All non-Muslim foreigners of all different nationalities are warned to leave jizya.

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-01 12:21|| 2006-03-01 12:21|| Front Page Top

#13 Does this edict by al Qaeda pass muster with the people's party - Hamas? Aren't they the ones that get to say "quittin time"?

Posted by Hank 2006-03-01 16:31|| 2006-03-01 16:31|| Front Page Top

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