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2006-03-21 China-Japan-Koreas

Turkmenbashi: Read my book, go to heaven

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Posted by Fred 2006-03-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Kinda looks like Wayne Newton, don't he?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-03-21 02:09|| 2006-03-21 02:09|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL mojo and Fred.

Posted by RD 2006-03-21 02:26|| 2006-03-21 02:26|| Front Page Top

#3 ...You know, this guy just SCREAMS for a reality show.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2006-03-21 08:18|| 2006-03-21 08:18|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL His emminence the Turkmenbashi...

Well you know, he has a "gentle" side. He once saw a girl with gold teeth in front and set her up with his personal dentist so she could have white teeth, and thus attract more men. He thought she was pretty otherwise....

Yes, mojo he does look like Wayne Newton

Posted by BigEd 2006-03-21 10:57|| 2006-03-21 10:57|| Front Page Top

#5 He's "On the Money"

Posted by BigEd 2006-03-21 11:03|| 2006-03-21 11:03|| Front Page Top

#6 gh3y

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2006-03-21 11:04|| 2006-03-21 11:04|| Front Page Top

#7 Sung to
"Casey Jones"

Come all you Turkmens that want to truly hear
The story of our brave and good leader dear.
Niayzov is what's our leader was called,
But Turkmenbashi, that's his real name.
When our land became our own back in '91,
He took us towards the old rising sun,
He came to Ashkabat with ideas in his head,
And he swore he'd take us all to that promised land.
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
Turkmenbash' giving orders penned by hand
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
And he swore he'd take us all to that promised land.

When he pulled up to the parliament,
He was not happy with what he saw;
Turkmenbashi knew exactly what to do!
That he had to make a final call.
He looked then at his right hand;
Then he looked upon his left;
I can not do it all by myself,
The army knows what's best!
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
Turkmenbash' giving orders penned by hand
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
And he swore he'd take us all to that promised land

So all Turkmens hear me now well,
He demands such true loyalty;
If you go again' him just once,
It's the last thing you will see.
Be happy that you're here,
And not sent to be on the moon.
Be so loyal to our leader,
And never will you ever swoon.
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
Turkmenbash' giving orders penned by hand
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
And he swore he'd take us all to that promised land

Turkmenbasi is in all our hearts ,
He is wrapped in all of our souls,
And to be like him we hope
Oh what else could be our goal?
We will read and know all his words
Learn to recite them from toddlerhood
And when we've got them down
We will know that we are so good
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
Turkmenbash' giving orders penned by hand
Turkmenbash' took the reins of power,
And he swore he'd take us all to that promised land

Posted by Ogeretla 2006 2006-03-21 11:32|| 2006-03-21 11:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Roll on Oman.

Posted by 6 2006-03-21 12:39|| 2006-03-21 12:39|| Front Page Top

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