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2006-05-26

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Posted by Steve White 2006-05-26 08:27|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Thanks to you all, and they can be sent via the tip jar.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-05-26 09:43|| 2006-05-26 09:43|| Front Page Top

#2 or, just send your bank account number and mothers maiden name and we'll cut out the middle man.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2006-05-26 09:48|| 2006-05-26 09:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Too late, Steve - we sent that to the nice lady in Nigeria. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut"> Barbara Skolaut 2006-05-26 09:52|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-05-26 09:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Where should this one go?

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slow,

"So.. is... your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary... for.. president ???

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-26 09:59|| 2006-05-26 09:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Re #4: Where should this one go: How about Moveon.org?

maybe in bold and all caps, for easy reading.....

Posted by USN, ret. 2006-05-26 14:11|| 2006-05-26 14:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Re #4: Where should this one go: How about Moveon.org?

maybe in bold and all caps, for easy reading.....

Posted by USN, ret. 2006-05-26 14:11|| 2006-05-26 14:11|| Front Page Top

#7 damns, a dupe, and we were just admonsihed on that. i am standing in a corner now.

Posted by USN, ret. 2006-05-26 14:12|| 2006-05-26 14:12|| Front Page Top

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