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2006-08-03

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Would you lik to play... hmmm.. tennis! with me?

Posted by Kalle (kafir forever) 2006-08-03 01:25|| 2006-08-03 01:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Need tennis balls?

Posted by Captain America 2006-08-03 02:14|| 2006-08-03 02:14|| Front Page Top

#3 One famous female tennis player (can't remember who, really) once said that "one third of professional female tennis players was virgins, one third was lesbians, and one third was slut". Not really appropriate here, but I thought I could pass this bit of wisdom along.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-03 03:12|| 2006-08-03 03:12|| Front Page Top

#4
"One famous female tennis player (can't remember who, really) once said that "one third of professional female tennis players was virgins, one third was lesbians, and one third was slut"."

That sounds a lot like the LPGA. Of course, it's probably true of most professional womens sports.

I'll bet that mens professional sports is split between rump rangers and horn dogs.

-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-08-03 08:21|| 2006-08-03 08:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Renee Richards? :)

Posted by GORT 2006-08-03 08:22|| 2006-08-03 08:22|| Front Page Top

#6 As a closet lesbian trapped in a man's body for decades now I take great pride in my flat serve and low balls.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-03 08:28|| 2006-08-03 08:28|| Front Page Top

#7 lol, Besoeker, quote of the day. I still remember the day (like where I was on 9/11, when the Challenger blew up, when the "wall came down" in Germany, etc.) I first saw that T-shirt (at college of course) a guy was wearing..."I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body". Absolutely freakin' hilarious!

And, Manolo, by "split" i hope you mean something like 0.0001% vs. 99.9999% in men's sports, not 50/50. Heck, I'd bet it's 0/100 in NASCAR, lol!

Posted by BA 2006-08-03 09:06|| 2006-08-03 09:06|| Front Page Top

#8 She's got a writing credit on Rooster Cogburn, too.

Posted by eLarson 2006-08-03 09:32|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-08-03 09:32|| Front Page Top

#9
"...by "split" i hope you mean something like 0.0001% vs. 99.9999% in men's sports, not 50/50. Heck, I'd bet it's 0/100 in NASCAR, lol!"

I have no idea what the actual "split" is, but, I expect that there is a lot of stuff happening on the Down Low that we would never guess. Yes, even in NASCAR.

-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-08-03 09:54|| 2006-08-03 09:54|| Front Page Top

#10 Tim Richmond was that.0001?

Posted by 6 2006-08-03 12:32|| 2006-08-03 12:32|| Front Page Top

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