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2007-11-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Paleos: IDF is Using Elite Female Stripper Death Squads

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Posted by Ulealing Whaque4116 2007-11-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman ? an IDF soldier ? shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

Is that a pistol in your....

Sorry, had to be said....

Posted by CrazyFool 2007-11-01 00:08|| 2007-11-01 00:08|| Front Page Top

#2 the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys.

If it's good enough for Anna Nichole ...

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-11-01 00:24|| 2007-11-01 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Hey, if it worked for the sirens, it ought to work for the IDF babes as well! ;-)

Posted by gorb 2007-11-01 00:41|| 2007-11-01 00:41|| Front Page Top

#4 The only factual information that we can extract from this article is that Paleo sex-ed is horrendous. Any male, anywhere else in the world, upon seeing a stripper with something the size of a pistol in her underwear.....

Posted by Mike N. 2007-11-01 01:11|| 2007-11-01 01:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman - an IDF soldier - shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear

I hope Generals Sanchez and Taguba don't learn of this. There will be hell to pay!

Posted by Besoeker 2007-11-01 01:21|| 2007-11-01 01:21|| Front Page Top

#6 the old killer stripper roving death squad trick, eh?

Posted by mojo 2007-11-01 01:37|| 2007-11-01 01:37|| Front Page Top

#7 The fundamental issue of this case begs the question:

Is the President really serious about giving the Palestinian Authority $400 million of our hard-earned money???? With nut cases like these??? The world is going insane.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-11-01 01:37|| 2007-11-01 01:37|| Front Page Top

#8 This is an old paleo rumor/fantasy, I read about it at least a couple of years ago, if not more, this was supposed to be a rumor among the stone throwers. Seems like the journalos/propagandists have picked it up, and are reporting it as fact.

Apparently, the paleos have "issues" regarding the (obviously) female IDF servicewimmen, and this triggers all kind of sex & violence fantasies in their sexual repressed society. This is interesting, because it is a glimpse of the contact points between a western society, and an (arabo-)muslim one. Remember the problem with the US servicewimmen searching afghan wimmen, since the local rustics simply couldn't believe a soldier could be a female, and so these were feminine-looking men sniffing up their cattle? (And the solution that was supposedly found? Perhpas too good to be true?)

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-01 05:57|| 2007-11-01 05:57|| Front Page Top

#9 IDF Fembots?

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-11-01 07:10|| 2007-11-01 07:10|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm not buying it until I see some pictures...

Posted by Raj 2007-11-01 07:51|| 2007-11-01 07:51|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm not buying it until I see some pictures...

Hear, Hear, Raj!

Posted by ptah">ptah 2007-11-01 07:55|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2007-11-01 07:55|| Front Page Top

#12 Pictures? I want an in-person demonstration. No pistol, though.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-11-01 08:32|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-11-01 08:32|| Front Page Top

#13 Pictures, you lazy sods.

Maxim magazine

IDF women, by a former IDF photojournalist/current depressed artiste. Via Dr. Helen's blog. Her comment thread is worth perusing, I think.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2007-11-01 08:46|| 2007-11-01 08:46|| Front Page Top

#14 She's gotta shoot them? I figured their pious Muzzie heads would just explode...

Posted by tu3031 2007-11-01 09:15|| 2007-11-01 09:15|| Front Page Top

#15 Maybe it was this chickie...

Soldier flees interrogation by exposing breasts

Officer loses concentration after soldier takes her shirt off in front of him

An IDF soldier fled an interrogation room by exposing her breasts to a stunned officer.

The soldier was interrogated at the Biranit army base on the northern border after she refused to undergo a drugs test. A short while after her questioning began the soldier was seen walking out of the interrogation room and heading toward the main gate.

An officer at the base told her she was under arrest and demanded that she return to the interrogation room, at which point the soldier took her shirt off and told the officer: "Let's see if you can arrest me."

The soldier took advantage of the officer's momentary lack of concentration and quickly left the base. She was caught a short while later.

During a hearing at the military court in Jaffa the prosecutor demanded that the soldier, who was discharged from the army due to psychological disorders, receive jail time for her actions, but the judges ordered her to pay a NIS 1,000 ($250) fine.

Posted by tu3031 2007-11-01 09:50|| 2007-11-01 09:50|| Front Page Top

#16 This is great. I got this e-mail yesterday, to give this much more credibility!!!
You may already know, it is a sin for Muslim males
> to see any woman, other than his wife, naked and
> that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
> Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women
> are asked to walk out of their house completely
> naked to help weed out any Neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
> this anti terrorist effort.
>
> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
> front of their House to prove they are not Muslims,
> and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude
> women, other than their wife and to show support for
> All American women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti
> Muslim sentiment.
>
> The government of the United States of America
> greatly appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists and applauds your participation in this
> anti terrorist activity.
>

Posted by plainslow 2007-11-01 09:51|| 2007-11-01 09:51|| Front Page Top

#17 I really miss reading the Weekly World News. It was a great thing to do when standing in line to pay for groceries.

Posted by mhw">mhw 2007-11-01 11:07|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-11-01 11:07|| Front Page Top

#18 Hunter-Killer-Stripper Reapers?

Maybe this is being used as an incentive to get more young men showing up at the stone-throwing parties ... they just might get to see a nekid female. Even if it's the last thing they see ...

Posted by ExtremeModerate 2007-11-01 11:18|| 2007-11-01 11:18|| Front Page Top

#19 Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach...

Talk about cognative dissonance, how can "Arab teenage boys" be both "innocent" and "distracted from the business of rioting"? Frankly, I think the Israelis should consider anyone who is rioting, especially those throwing rocks and molatov coctails, to be engaged in "war by other means", and shoot to kill. Do NOT, however, kill Arab "journalists" - we NEED the laughs.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-11-01 11:58|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-11-01 11:58|| Front Page Top

#20 Maybe they have some writers on loan from Pravda.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-11-01 12:16|| 2007-11-01 12:16|| Front Page Top

#21 Its getting close to the annual IDF "Titties for Tots" drive. Maybe that's what it is all about.

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2007-11-01 12:36|| 2007-11-01 12:36|| Front Page Top

#22 ...the woman - an IDF soldier - shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

Um.... if I saw a half naked woman with a bulge like that in her underwear, I would run like hell the other way. Nothing worse that tits and a "gun" in the panties.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-11-01 14:38|| 2007-11-01 14:38|| Front Page Top

#23 The people that are going to believe this crude moronic islamic propaganda are other islamic morons.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-11-01 14:58|| 2007-11-01 14:58|| Front Page Top

#24 Talk about cognative dissonance, how can "Arab teenage boys" be both "innocent" and "distracted from the business of rioting"?

Could it be journo-snark? Not familiar with the news source linked.

Posted by eLarson 2007-11-01 15:43|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2007-11-01 15:43|| Front Page Top

#25 The people that are going to believe this crude moronic islamic propaganda are other islamic morons

And tenured faculty of most American university Humanities Departments.

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-11-01 15:45|| 2007-11-01 15:45|| Front Page Top

#26 P2K you repeat yourself.

Posted by GORT 2007-11-01 17:07|| 2007-11-01 17:07|| Front Page Top

#27 Muhammad, your wound smells lemony fresh

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