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2007-12-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-12-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Send him to a sinus specialist, so he can recover his sense of smell.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-12-05 00:47|| 2007-12-05 00:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Better yet, buy Maurice free tickets to the premiere of The Golden Compass.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-12-05 00:50|| 2007-12-05 00:50|| Front Page Top

#3 I'd suggest a change of diet.

And recovering his sense of smell would be great, too.

Posted by gromky 2007-12-05 01:34|| 2007-12-05 01:34|| Front Page Top

#4 http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/07/03/alzheimer_hea.html?category=health

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-12-05 06:25|| 2007-12-05 06:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Mr Fox needs a consultation with Brian.

Posted by ed 2007-12-05 10:00|| 2007-12-05 10:00|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm surprised that they didn't kick him out for contributing to global warming.

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-12-05 10:13|| 2007-12-05 10:13|| Front Page Top

#7 How about sending him a Silent Gasser?

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-12-05 11:26|| 2007-12-05 11:26|| Front Page Top

#8 Codename: Boomer

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-12-05 13:16|| 2007-12-05 13:16|| Front Page Top

#9 (cue music)

"so don't let that fart
that icky stinky fart
try to get outside if you can
'cause when you let that fart
that icky stinky fart
the club smells like a garbage can"

-- funny, i just wrote down those parody lyrics last night...

Posted by Querent 2007-12-05 13:43|| 2007-12-05 13:43|| Front Page Top

#10 ed, thanks for the contribution!

:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-12-05 14:58|| 2007-12-05 14:58|| Front Page Top

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