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2007-12-10 Afghanistan

Popcorn Time: Taliban Muslim Terrorists Mistakenly Blow Themselves Up

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Posted by Icerigger 2007-12-10 09:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 AAAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNICKER* HAHAHA!!

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-12-10 09:59|| 2007-12-10 09:59|| Front Page Top

#2 Ha ha!

Posted by Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz 2007-12-10 10:37|| 2007-12-10 10:37|| Front Page Top

#3 So hard to find good help these days. Especially in Quality Control...

Posted by tu3031 2007-12-10 10:38|| 2007-12-10 10:38|| Front Page Top

#4 You think the U.S. Army is tough? Just wait until OSHA gets on you about this. (Then comes the "employer intentional tort" claim from the families of the late deceased. And the products liability suit against Mahmoud the bombmaker.)

Posted by Mike 2007-12-10 11:15|| 2007-12-10 11:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Premature ~~ejaculation~~ explosion? Amateurs!

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-12-10 11:47|| 2007-12-10 11:47|| Front Page Top

#6 there's got to be a more efficient way to pass out the candy when these idiots explode... i think i'll just throw it all into Barbara's Popcorn Engine so we can all have chocolate-drizzled celebratory popcorn...

...either that or put it in a piñata. The symbolism won't be lost on Rantburgers, i'm sure.

Posted by Querent 2007-12-10 12:41|| 2007-12-10 12:41|| Front Page Top

#7 How do their handlers explain this one. Will they claim allan's terrorists still get the 72 virgins and young boys?

They screwed up, do they get points for trying? I'd love to hear that bullschit speach.

Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger 2007-12-10 12:51|| http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm]">[http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm] 2007-12-10 12:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Did the DoD lawyers finally approve that "dodgy" detonator plan?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-12-10 13:58|| 2007-12-10 13:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Nah, it's that invisible laser beam that overheats the explosive and makes it blow up.

Posted by gorb 2007-12-10 16:02|| 2007-12-10 16:02|| Front Page Top

#10 Or the Haliburton mind control satellite that makes people confuse the green wire with the blue wire.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-12-10 16:27|| 2007-12-10 16:27|| Front Page Top

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