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2008-03-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Brave Jihadi Wannabes learn not to mess with rabbi

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Posted by tu3031 2008-03-20 12:25|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Heh, hit by a Volvo. I guess Allah has spoken.

Posted by SteveS 2008-03-20 12:55|| 2008-03-20 12:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Of all the cars to get hit by, it was a Volvo. I would have leaned down and said "God is indeed Great" to the crying man.

Seriously, a Volvo? Come on, that has to be an act of God there.

Posted by Charles 2008-03-20 13:17|| 2008-03-20 13:17|| Front Page Top

#3 Karma is a bitch and sometimes she drives a Volvo.

Posted by Mike 2008-03-20 13:21|| 2008-03-20 13:21|| Front Page Top

#4 Police arrested Hussein for alleged aggravated harassment as a hate crime.

That can add 10 years to any sentence. Have a nice decade in Rikers.

Posted by ed 2008-03-20 13:39|| 2008-03-20 13:39|| Front Page Top

#5 "he was hit by a blue Volvo "
and when you stop to realize that Ford owns a majority stake in Volvo and FoMoCo world headquarters is in Dearborn ( like right next to Detroit), muzzie central it becomes even sweeter... kind of like blue on blue.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-03-20 14:48|| 2008-03-20 14:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Hey, Hussain! Take some Vaseline and Preparation H with you to Rikers. You'll need it.

Posted by Pancho Elmeck8414 2008-03-20 15:44|| 2008-03-20 15:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Poor Ali Hussein is not going to have it easy in prison, I suspect. This reminds me of the verse in the Alice's Restaurant song where he was on the Group W bench, and when he told the murderers and father-rapers that he was there for littering, they all moved away from him. How pathetic is it to try to snatch a hat from one of the curly sidelock crew, only to be caught because you tripped over a car and broke your leg?

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-03-20 16:01|| 2008-03-20 16:01|| Front Page Top

#8 TW,

An 18 year old? They'll all come back...and probably be a WHOLE LOT closer to Ali than he'd prefer. I suspect he'll be rather "intimate" with more than a few of his fellow inmates.

Posted by Pancho Elmeck8414 2008-03-20 16:26|| 2008-03-20 16:26|| Front Page Top

#9 it wasn't a blue S80 volvo that would explain wrere the dents came from on my hood

Posted by sinse 2008-03-20 18:27|| 2008-03-20 18:27|| Front Page Top

#10 No one spends a decade in Rikers; that prison is used for pre-trial confinement and sentences of < 1 year, if I remember correctly. For longer sentences, you go up the river.

And I thought the Satmar Hasidim were the physical ones. Anyhow, I'm guessing that the kid will be protected by his religious compatriots.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2008-03-20 22:26|| 2008-03-20 22:26|| Front Page Top

#11 I thought the Satmar Hasidim were the physical ones.

You know more than I about such things, Eric. (Satmar?) But I don't imagine the general run of prison inmate knows such specifics beyond the stereotype.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-03-20 23:38|| 2008-03-20 23:38|| Front Page Top

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