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2008-08-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-
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Posted by Steve White 2008-08-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [336065 views ]  Top

#1 As a Deli and Hoagie Lover, plus connoisseur of other high cholesterol male food, it must be said that clearly the man is innocent!

D *** NG IT, AL BUNDY IS SOOOOOOO UPSET HE CAN BARELY FINISH EATING HIS DAGWOOD DELI SANDWICH
[but he will]!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-08-05 00:51||   2008-08-05 00:51|| Front Page Top

#2 What a dumb*ss. I call 411.
Posted by Perfesser 2008-08-05 03:43||   2008-08-05 03:43|| Front Page Top

#3 In other 911 news...

TAMPA - When Carlos Jose Gutierrez lost money in a sl0t machine at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casin0 early this morning, deputies say he didn't just walk away. He called 911. To report that a sl0t machine stole his money.

Shortly after midnight, Gutierrez was told by dispatchers that the sl0t machine did not steal his money and that it was a crime to call 911 to report that it did. After acknowledging that his call to 911 was wrong, Gutierrez left the casin0 and walked across the street.

Then he called 911 again to report that a sl0t machine stole his money.

This time, Gutierrez, 47, of 5613 Halifax Drive, was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call, a misdemeanor. Described in jail records as a self-employed investor, Gutierrez is being held at the Orient Road Jail with no bail set. He was on felony probation when arrested, according to jail records.


A self employed investor? Sounds like he invests his welfare check in sl0t machines and casin0 booze.
Posted by tu3031 2008-08-05 14:41||   2008-08-05 14:41|| Front Page Top

#4 #2: What a dumb*ss. I call 411.

Ima gonna git youse Perfesser.. no one should be that funny after lunch! DAMN IT!

/:) ROLF.. and now my belly hurtz!!
Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg  2008-08-05 16:52||   2008-08-05 16:52|| Front Page Top

#5 In my town recently there was an elderly woman who regularly called 911 to complain when her Meals-on-Wheels delivery was late. This went on for several months before stopping - still not sure what stopped it.
Posted by xbalanke 2008-08-05 18:17||   2008-08-05 18:17|| Front Page Top

#6 "a self-employed investor"

Uh-huh.

That's one name for it....
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2008-08-05 18:45|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2008-08-05 18:45|| Front Page Top

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